Don....Don....Don....ummm sry lost my train of thought.....oh yeah! A couple of nights ago I was washing my dog in our 2 acre lawn when out of the blue, (or white, neon deda neon,) a strange figure with a gimp leg appeared carrying a sack of potatoes. He threw them at me and my dog was a wimp so ran away. I threw my mom's prized tree at him so he/she/it/larry/donna/micheal/miclogon/three head wombat would leave. Finally it did......i threw my dog in the pool for 7 hours and took out the ladder so it wouldn't get out for being a wimp and not protecting me. Then I put it in small electric fence square off thing and its STILL alive. Are thin mints good? Where am I?
2006-09-05 23:20:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
you are funny, thanks for the laugh
2006-09-05 23:24:38 · answer #1 · answered by Mystery Guest 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The most impressive thing any person can offer another is to have the courage to be themselves. Are you yourself?
What every person does the very best is to be themselves. If you attract or make friends being somebody else, what are you going to do when they get to know you and find out who you really are? You attract people like yourself--keep that in mind and do the math.
You can waste your whole life trying to be somebody else, worrying that somebody will catch on--and they will in time, and it will hurt when they do. Or, you can be real from the start, live a real life, with real friends.
All the "No Fear" people don't know real or they would know fear. They are too busy trying to be bigger than life, while running away from the real life. Too many people don't live real lives, but try to be something they think is better, while they forget who they were.
If we are not real when looking for happiness, how will it recognize us?
2006-09-05 23:32:04 · answer #2 · answered by ghost 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Girl, what are you on ? Don't be mean to your dog, throwing him in the pool for 7 hours is considered animal cruelty. Maybe that's why your dog doesn't protect you. Ya think??
2006-09-05 23:25:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
each is a special and unique case...
that your b/f is self-centered, doesn't ever mean that all the other guys are like HIM...
try not to generalize your theory...
2006-09-05 23:35:38 · answer #4 · answered by o.s. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's 3a a little early to start drinking?
2006-09-05 23:24:51 · answer #5 · answered by W0LF 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are in fuzzy land, coz your brain is fuzzy buzzy! Get help!!
2006-09-05 23:24:17 · answer #6 · answered by Ravishing Rue 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whatever you taking you need to share.
2006-09-05 23:24:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Where are you? On drugs it sounds like....
2006-09-05 23:23:13 · answer #8 · answered by she_she_kay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg wtf that was HILARIOUS LMFAO um, because men are seriously, egotists and wimps. unless he isn't LOL
2006-09-05 23:45:04 · answer #9 · answered by High On Life 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HI !.......bye now
2006-09-05 23:24:59 · answer #10 · answered by Ricknows 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋