A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long
> > > before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the
> > > shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.
> > >
> > > A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door
> > > and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber
> > > looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About
> > > 3 hours." The guy leaves.
> > >
> > > A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and
> > > asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber
> > > looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and half."
> > > The guy leaves.
> > >
> > > The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey
> > > , Bill, do me a favor, will you? Follow that guy and see
> > > where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a
> > > haircut, but then doesn't come back."
> > >
> > > A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop,
> > > laughing hysterically. The barber asks in a serious tone,
> > > "Bill, where does he go when he leaves here?" Bill looks up
> > > with tears in his eyes from the laughter and says, "Your
> > > house!"
2006-08-21
22:06:39
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