A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long
> > > before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the
> > > shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.
> > >
> > > A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door
> > > and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber
> > > looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About
> > > 3 hours." The guy leaves.
> > >
> > > A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and
> > > asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber
> > > looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and half."
> > > The guy leaves.
> > >
> > > The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey
> > > , Bill, do me a favor, will you? Follow that guy and see
> > > where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a
> > > haircut, but then doesn't come back."
> > >
> > > A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop,
> > > laughing hysterically. The barber asks in a serious tone,
> > > "Bill, where does he go when he leaves here?" Bill looks up
> > > with tears in his eyes from the laughter and says, "Your
> > > house!"
2006-08-21 22:06:39 · 14 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahahaha wicked!
2006-08-21 22:37:54 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Sunshine ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Always thought of myself as bright, but I dont get it? The barber is his Dad or what
2006-08-27 21:45:31 · answer #2 · answered by shmoop84 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10!!!
2006-08-21 22:12:28 · answer #3 · answered by justme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but i hears it before
2006-08-21 23:10:08 · answer #4 · answered by roxi_biloxi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heared it before,but still funny. P.M.S.L
2006-08-21 22:13:12 · answer #5 · answered by tourist 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so what you're telling sangy is that you're the wife of the barber?
2006-08-21 22:13:41 · answer #6 · answered by koolkat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I like it. It IS funny. LOL.
Have a great day and God Bless.
2006-08-21 23:36:11 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am going to use this one
2006-08-21 22:15:35 · answer #8 · answered by boy_jam_arch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't believe I wasted my time reading that.
2006-08-21 22:11:32 · answer #9 · answered by Catmmo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hye fine nice joke i'll keep on telling my friends anyway is an execellent one keep writing more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-27 22:02:51 · answer #10 · answered by Hugo Afkhar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋