Once there were three friends.One of them was married .Once the married one happened to go out.Then his 2 friends fucked his wife.Her husband then came toknow afetrwards about this
Next time when he went out,he kept a blade in his wife's Vagina.Then when he cma eback found that the on of his friends penis was cut .Then he said to the other"man .you are my true friend".But when he opened his mouth his toungue was cut!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-21 22:04:21 · 18 answers · asked by webmas2004 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you really need to think it over and rewrite, because it's not that bad of a joke if you can tell it right
2006-08-21 22:35:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rating 5/10.
2006-08-21 22:24:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
try this for funny-
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to **** your brains out, and suck your **** dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
2006-08-22 13:48:41 · answer #3 · answered by SURAJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not very funny 4/10
2006-08-21 23:09:09 · answer #4 · answered by roxi_biloxi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was a good joke but the way it was presented was not punctuated ok ok i'll sounding like a english teacher n say tht i liked ur joke ;)
2006-08-21 22:42:54 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Sunshine ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny, but blade is not recommended. next time you go out do not put blade, try some lotion. i hate injuries u know.
2006-08-22 00:53:23 · answer #6 · answered by udayy2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but not the bset...6/10...
2006-08-21 22:39:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, u should repaire it i mean fix it properly before u shows it to public coz it's s****
2006-08-21 22:15:23 · answer #8 · answered by miss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's not a good joke, where's the laughter ha ha ha, i've heard better one's then that.
2006-08-21 22:12:12 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really.. Sardar jokes r better
2006-08-21 22:38:55 · answer #10 · answered by quiKsilver 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋