All categories - 18 August 2006

I know that beer is out of the question, but what about some kind of liquer and coke or cranberry juice?

2006-08-18 15:25:36 · 17 answers · asked by me 4 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

Lesson One
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Management Lesson: Bull s-h-i-t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson Three
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management Lesson:
(1) Not everyone who s-h-i-t-s on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of s-h-i-t is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep s-h-i-t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

This ends your two minute management course

2006-08-18 15:25:33 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I know you have to keep your town perfect for 16 days, but what do you have to do when they say things would be better if you added more green. I started playing the game in december, but I tried to begin for the can last week, so my town was in bad shape when I started.

2006-08-18 15:25:32 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

dont worry what you say. I am not the internet police so plz be honest <> { *_* }

2006-08-18 15:25:31 · 15 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

That Zinedine Zidane has a nasty temper. He hoped taking up Little League coaching would help him to curb it, but no such luck. When he heard a foul call, he tossed the ball that went offside — and nailed the ______ dead-on.

2006-08-18 15:25:30 · 7 answers · asked by blooutflash 3 in Television

In the open high plains of Sagebrush State, a centry has passed since its namesake date. While no one knows but a lonely few, its age is roughly 102. Give us the name of this well-aged bed and breakfast.

2006-08-18 15:25:24 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trivia

2006-08-18 15:25:24 · 8 answers · asked by Ari A 4 in Religion & Spirituality

What do I do cause during P.E I had to Run a mile while i had a ripped muscle! How do i tell my parents and stuff? What about school cause it hurts like HELL to put pressure on it!!!!

2006-08-18 15:25:23 · 3 answers · asked by evanator2700 2 in Men's Health

2006-08-18 15:25:22 · 8 answers · asked by De$tRoYeR_13 1 in Internet

Love it, hate it, don't understand it, don't care - what do you think?

2006-08-18 15:25:21 · 12 answers · asked by michael c 4 in Movies

2006-08-18 15:25:18 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

my grandfather made it when i was young, its a flat but mushy in the middle.

2006-08-18 15:25:04 · 3 answers · asked by earthygirl 5 in Cooking & Recipes

2006-08-18 15:24:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet

....and don't say Brandon Boyd(although he is quite a looker) What is your fave song and what is your interpretation?

2006-08-18 15:24:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

[Verse 1}
The NE is where I stay
I Write Anotha Rhyme Like Everyday
My Homies Wit Me & We Dont Play
Watch Ya Back Cuz People Hate
I Rap n Sing Cuz Its My Fate
Bust Ya Mouth Open Like a Crate
My Daddy Gotta Cadi E, Ridin Up On Main Street
Here We Go, Here It Is
You Aint Neva Seen A Chick Like This
Ima B-ball Playa, Crazy Hata, Stickin Wit Her Cuz Im No Trader
Bustin Down, Ridin Out, Dis Dont Happen In The South
Comin Up, Gettin Loose
This How It Is Cuz Jerse Stay True
Just Rap, Aint No Blues
Ima Ruff Kid, Get The Clues
im 2 times of what you'll see
Thats Why No One Competes With Me
I Just Talk About Who We Be
Born n Raised In Jerayz
its a hard life like everyday
I Be Like Lil Wayne And Stunt Like My Daddy Day After Day
I Can Lay Down, Rest A Bit, But I'll Be Back All Energic
After I Blow Up I'll Go Make A Flick
Put This In Ya Mind I Aint No Trick, Trust Me I Aint Gon Lie
Fight Back Eye To Eye
Stay This Way Til The Day I Die
Aint No One Gon See Me Cry

2006-08-18 15:24:49 · 9 answers · asked by Yayy Mee!! 1 in Music

cracks and thickening of skin in the foot.

2006-08-18 15:24:48 · 20 answers · asked by bandhu k 1 in Skin Conditions

what do you do when you really think you love someone so much but then there is apart of you that you know will never be over your ex no matter what you do??

ive been with this guy for two years and i know im young but i really think i love him.....but i still think about my ex ALOT.I have tried everything there is to get him off my mind and all and at one point i thought he was.but then out of no where he called and its like now its like its back the same............i don't know what to do ????????????????????????????????????help e plzzzzzz

2006-08-18 15:24:47 · 17 answers · asked by destiny 1 in Singles & Dating

The Rangers are currently 6 games behind the As.

2006-08-18 15:24:46 · 13 answers · asked by Adam 7 in Baseball

if u have yahoo mail have u ever seen the fly on the left hand side of the screen and thought it was real and hit it.?yes i have too much time on my hands and i am bored i just checked my mail and i seen that stupid fly on the screen and hit it so admitt it have u done it?

2006-08-18 15:24:45 · 9 answers · asked by hopefaith_lovecharity 2 in Other - Computers

2006-08-18 15:24:45 · 10 answers · asked by lost&confused 5 in Other - Politics & Government

it's been too long since ive been to the great country. Give me another reason to go back and i will

2006-08-18 15:24:44 · 15 answers · asked by EMUmonster 2 in Other - Canada

2006-08-18 15:24:32 · 11 answers · asked by Simms 2 in Politics

my best friend adrian and i spend every minute 2gether we are the best of friends just 2 days ago he finally told me he loved me and i said the same to him i was so happy then 2day he met my sis for the first time and he loves her instead now im devastated wat should i do

2006-08-18 15:24:26 · 19 answers · asked by EMO 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-08-18 15:24:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

I am clueless...

2006-08-18 15:24:20 · 1 answers · asked by Roogan 1 in Video & Online Games

pathophysiology of head injury

2006-08-18 15:24:19 · 2 answers · asked by missy c 1 in Skin Conditions

2006-08-18 15:24:18 · 4 answers · asked by tf 3 in Music

2006-08-18 15:24:15 · 8 answers · asked by me 4 in Other - Food & Drink

they do not look like in grown hairs.

2006-08-18 15:24:12 · 2 answers · asked by el Flaco 1 in Other - General Health Care