All categories - 17 August 2006

A man was at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense." The man walks up to him and says, "How long have you been wearing an earring?" He replies, "Ever since my wife found it in my truck."

PS I love picking the best answers

2006-08-17 22:17:03 · 17 answers · asked by Angels Of The Arts 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Ben Affleck's earliest memory is waving goodbye to his parents when they abandoned him at K-Mart on hearing of a cheese sale in Santa Fe.

2006-08-17 22:16:40 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If you were to look out your window just now, whats it like, its pouring it down here in Ellon, Aberdeenshire.

2006-08-17 22:16:35 · 67 answers · asked by Mas 7 in Polls & Surveys

KASHMIR -
Oh let the sun beat down upon my face, stars to fill my dream
I am a traveler of both time and space, to be where I have been
To sit with elders of the gentle race, this world has seldom seen
They talk of days for which they sit and wait and all will be revealed

Talk and song from tongues of lilting grace, whose sounds caress my ear
But not a word I heard could I relate, the story was quite clear

:) Makes me wonder

2006-08-17 22:16:32 · 4 answers · asked by Corey 4 in Religion & Spirituality

I've been thinking about this for half a day. What is the difference between a locust & a grasshopper?

2006-08-17 22:16:23 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Science

about odi india vs sl

2006-08-17 22:16:11 · 13 answers · asked by kuna 1 in Cricket

1. Erection can come when bladder is full. mostly in the morning when you cannot be bothered to get out of bed to go to the toilet.
2. Involantry.....This is when a vibration will set one of , when you are riding on a bus for instance, the vibrations CAN set it off. This can be a bloody nuisance too.
3.Lastly sexual arrousement. in all its forms.

2006-08-17 22:16:08 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Gender Studies

last night, it goes " Now i want to fall in love - with you"
i looked in napster but cant find it, any help would be appreciated
thank you

2006-08-17 22:16:01 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Can you tell if a women has given birth when you have sex
Reason I am asking is I met this great woman and we might move in together and get engaged.But someone told me that she has 2 kids and left them with her ex and never contacted them again
I confronted her and she told me it was an absolute lie.so I told her I believe her....but I cannot help but have my suspicions so maybe I can tell through intercourse if she has had kids .IF i found out she has kids that she abandoned than i don't want to be with someone like that...So can you tell if a women has given birth before??

2006-08-17 22:15:44 · 34 answers · asked by WomanCandy 1 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

the manufacture of the pc is "PCCHIPS" I found the manufacturer website but I coudn't find the driver the MOTHERBOARD driver name is M756LMART

2006-08-17 22:15:31 · 6 answers · asked by biruk_ts 1 in Other - Computers

I'm a still-in-my-twenties male, straight, not in the brink of disaster by any means, and I think Morrissey is a genius! What's this crap about "too much whining"? Who's with me, who's against me, and why?

PS: I mention that I'm straight only to confound the stereotype of Morrissey fans; gay people are welcome

2006-08-17 22:15:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

When the democrats begin to remove the people responcible for attacking Iraq where will it end and how many will be removed and who will lead america .
Bush knows this and laughs thinking that you can not get rid of all of Us so he feels safe .IS he wrong and will we do what we have to to run this nut out of office and everyone he brought with him .

2006-08-17 22:15:08 · 8 answers · asked by playtoofast 6 in Politics

For God is fair, everyone is equal.
For God is unfair, everyone is not equal.
For God is both, everyone is balanced or not.

Here's a hint.*
All are true, all are false by definition.

2006-08-17 22:15:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Beaches would be nice if you know of any?

2006-08-17 22:15:00 · 14 answers · asked by goodbye and good luck :-) 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-17 22:14:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Carmen Electra enjoys sellotaping candy and marshmellows on to tramps to bring good luck.

2006-08-17 22:14:43 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

a man with one and a half arms; one arm severed, but smooth/healed, seeming, about the elbow, the other holding a torch at, roughly, a 45 degree tilt (so that the fuel of the torch's fire would spill from it, though i saw none). it may be meant to convey sparks falling from the torch entering man (it was used in a segment on gnosticism).

2006-08-17 22:14:35 · 8 answers · asked by altgrave 4 in Mythology & Folklore

I would choose to join the Dark Side, because the Dark Side appeals to me a lot more. I love the idea of the selfishness and evil side of it. I also love the idea that revenge is strongly encouraged. If the Dark Side of the force were a religion, it would probably be Satanism.

2006-08-17 22:14:30 · 26 answers · asked by David 1 in Movies

2006-08-17 22:14:22 · 18 answers · asked by vijay r 1 in Cricket

I touched my cousin one night she is 15 I am 16 we both talked and regret what we did but it wasn't like long touching or anything it was a short about 5 second touch until we both realized what we were doing I can't eat sleep or drink i'm worried and afraid advice please?!

2006-08-17 22:14:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

2006-08-17 22:13:55 · 14 answers · asked by cymro 1 in Philosophy

2006-08-17 22:13:52 · 15 answers · asked by illu 1 in Zoology

Many religions believe the first human beings are Adam and Eve. How do they explain where we all come from. Are we the results of the marriage of first brothers and sisters?
I am very interested to know the reply of Christians, Jews, and Muslims mainly.

2006-08-17 22:13:52 · 21 answers · asked by traveller 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-08-17 22:13:50 · 17 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

im looking for little cliparts like that. anything representing an army wife or soldiers

2006-08-17 22:13:49 · 5 answers · asked by soldierboys w 1 in Military

ok what I am after I will have gallerys on my site and be adding images daily and videos daily as clip files for a self help website. What I am looking for is there any software or PHP script out there to create a nice looking gallery for my site which is easy to update. Kind Regards

2006-08-17 22:13:38 · 3 answers · asked by MrMago 2 in Programming & Design

2006-08-17 22:13:25 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

I buy this car on second-hand end not i have the owner manual,

2006-08-17 22:13:24 · 4 answers · asked by Navy A 1 in Nissan

a shouting contest between brian blessed and mr cillit bang - barry "the mumbler" scott

2006-08-17 22:12:55 · 13 answers · asked by senoirpob 2 in Television