All categories - 14 August 2006

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black box voice recorders in four-wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 44 of the 50 states the recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, S-H-I-T!"

Only the states of Oklahoma, Tennessee, Arkansas, Alabama and Texas were different.

There, 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer and watch this."

2006-08-14 21:07:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My bst frd wants to but I dont know how to help her out
could u all help.......??

2006-08-14 21:07:23 · 5 answers · asked by st me 1 in Friends

2006-08-14 21:07:18 · 4 answers · asked by righteous 2 in Infectious Diseases

I'm using a OmniPage OCR from Brother Scanner Utility Software

2006-08-14 21:07:13 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Scanners

2006-08-14 21:06:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

Im married with two kids, husband doesnt love me forever.thats why i falling with love with this guy. He promised me he will lookafter my kids. me2 love him very much. if i leave him he will kill himself. we had sex several times. i need to go with him. we decided to go abroad.

2006-08-14 21:06:55 · 15 answers · asked by anudil 1 in Marriage & Divorce

If Goverments go in and sanction civilian causulites who does Jesus hold accountable for the millstone ? Does he love unborn children more then Arab children ? Does he love republican children more then democratic children ? Does he love jewish children more the german children ? Who gets to bear the wieght of that millstone on judgement day ? It's perplexing I don't get it ? Does he judge the children of gay parents more harshly then those of "traditional" parents ? Does he judge liberals more harshly then conservatives ? If a liberal tended the man along the road would he visit the "sins" of the father on the son ? Does Jesus smile and grin when children Jewish missles kill children ? Does he smile and grin when American soliders rape a 12 year old Arab girl and kill her family ? Or is this the error of margin for the soliders of christ ? Can one of you who tout so bravely this war answer these questions for me ? It's all good if we say it's all Jesus ? WWJD ?

2006-08-14 21:06:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

2006-08-14 21:06:49 · 14 answers · asked by Flygirl 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-14 21:06:38 · 8 answers · asked by yourslovingly 1 in Philosophy

2006-08-14 21:06:32 · 16 answers · asked by Scousebuster Bill 2 in Royalty

2006-08-14 21:06:29 · 7 answers · asked by CHARLES M 1 in Men's Health

I might..... I don't want them to win the election, but I would like them to get enough votes so as to finally get the government, those bl00dy buffoons to realise that immigration is the single biggest issue for most British people right now

2006-08-14 21:06:27 · 19 answers · asked by Morph 2 in Politics

i think after 30 what about you

2006-08-14 21:06:17 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2006-08-14 21:06:17 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Geography

These were my favotie shows back in the day!

2006-08-14 21:06:16 · 10 answers · asked by heatherlynnmorrow 5 in Television

The high-tech battery backup system in the basement will protect stuff on the computers in a power outage, unless you push the "brew" button on the coffee maker. Use it.

Hanging around with editorial writers won't make you smart any more than standing around a parking lot makes you a Buick.

Your career can thrive no matter who in the newsroom hates your guts, but stay nice to whoever sorts the mail.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite company policy.

Don't hang with reporters, don't eat junk food, don't drink, die anyway.

Photographers are supposed to be like that.

There is always one more nitwit handling your copy than you counted on.

Someone who uses that college education, stays sober, thinks logically and gets it right the first time provides a nice contrast to the average slot editor.

Don't do anything at a staff meeting that you wouldn't do at a--- hmm, all right, never mind this one.

2006-08-14 21:06:15 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-14 21:06:14 · 7 answers · asked by dia04 1 in Software

2006-08-14 21:06:13 · 18 answers · asked by Sue 1 in Other - Cars & Transportation

A: One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
A: Two: one to deny that it's gone out, and one to say that it's burning more brightly than under any previous Labour government.
A: Four; one to do it and three to complain that the old bulb was a lot better.

2006-08-14 21:06:10 · 6 answers · asked by gallow 5 in Politics

2006-08-14 21:06:01 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-14 21:05:40 · 10 answers · asked by jiayu 1 in Studying Abroad

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2006-08-14 21:05:37 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

he reminds me of rodger rabbit.but he needs saving from that freak Nikki,would you mothers out there want her influencing your sons? she'll be sectioned by the time she's 30(i hope she's not).

2006-08-14 21:05:26 · 10 answers · asked by T. 1 in Television

How long does the effect last for. I just bought one to use before I get married but am worried that it might be bad for my teeth which are not that bad, just wanted them to look whiter for the wedding.

2006-08-14 21:05:23 · 2 answers · asked by jaygirl 4 in Dental

2006-08-14 21:05:20 · 5 answers · asked by jesse b 1 in Women's Health

Whitch one and why?

2006-08-14 21:05:20 · 7 answers · asked by Philly_E 2 in Other - Computers

MY DEAR BROTHERS & SISTERS OF INDIA -
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!
HOW ARE YOU ALL DOING TODAY?

2006-08-14 21:04:51 · 5 answers · asked by whatever 2 in Other - Politics & Government

Since I regained the crown of laziest woman in Britain (voted for by at least two of you thanks) I have now changed my name to Camilla11 !! I hope this settles the matter once and for all and I am always on the look out to be even more lazy and will keep you in touch if there is another attempted coup!!!!

2006-08-14 21:04:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - News & Events

2006-08-14 21:04:20 · 28 answers · asked by gurrrly 3 in Pregnancy