2006-08-14 21:06:32 · 16 answers · asked by Scousebuster Bill 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Royalty
Marry Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I heard she's quite fond of demons.
2006-08-14 21:32:57 · answer #1 · answered by The Phantom 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For that information i suggest you go down to the grocery store cereal aisle and find the mom with the worst behaved little demon and ask her how she does it. i think it may be a combination of a lack of parental attention/affection and the overindulgence in material gifts to attempt to compensate for it. Also being sure to develop your child's sense of entitlement to the fullest extent by appeasing him whenever he expresses any discomfort whatsoever. Another good idea is to not administer any discipline at all. this ensures that the child does not learn that harmful actions have consequences. be sure to sit the child in front of the TV whenerver possible. this reduces the possibility that the child will learn how to interact favorably with other children. just follow those simple steps of neglect tempered with overindulgence and you will be well on your way to raising a demon
2006-08-14 21:24:12 · answer #2 · answered by Stand-up Philosopher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess it mainly depends on which Demon you want to ressurect and for what purpose.If this is your first summoning I would suggest you go for something low level and not try to summon an upper level demonic entity (You will definitely fail... as it is you will more than likely fail anyways since you have no understanding of demonology nor the occult).
Good Luck though!
2006-08-14 21:14:57 · answer #3 · answered by StormScorch 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer tapes and DVDs. There's sure to be a hint in there somewhere.
2006-08-14 22:13:39 · answer #4 · answered by aliantha2004 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
read the new labour manifesto. There that should do it! That should raise a few
2006-08-14 21:15:24 · answer #5 · answered by Boon5 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Belzebub?
Nefelein?
Lucifer?
Satanas?
cedric t?
consult your local demonologist for ideal products on your prefrences
2006-08-14 21:11:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
babysit my niece and nephew or or teach my Sunday school class..... those 10 children have to be possessed
2006-08-15 01:25:53 · answer #7 · answered by krayzmom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go sit on a toilet and grunt one out.
2006-08-14 21:11:42 · answer #8 · answered by ♥c0c0puffz♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eye of newt?
2006-08-14 21:10:22 · answer #9 · answered by cell-hell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hold a flame to your butthole and fart. Works every time.
2006-08-14 21:11:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋