Q: How many Conservatives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Question

A: One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
A: Two: one to deny that it's gone out, and one to say that it's burning more brightly than under any previous Labour government.
A: Four; one to do it and three to complain that the old bulb was a lot better.

to curt
yes, you hire someone else so you can sit on your rich a** so you can watch people....

create more big buisness with low paing jobs low paying jobs.

Answer 1

First they have to get a lobbyist to get them a government contract, then they have to sell stock, Then they have to build the company, then they have to import illegals to cut cost, then they have to ship the business to china, so they can get cut. All in all, I'd say thousands. But Americans will be taxed for it all.

Answer 2

Well it depends on how many forms the liberal bureaucracy has him fill out to get the light bulb from the government light bulb rationing agency.

Some times there can be three or four thousand forms, and then we have to team up to get our light bulb.

We will get it though. Light is very valuable to the conservative.

Answer 3

Actually 3, one to hold the bulb and 2 to turn him round and round until the bulb is screwed into place!

Answer 4

I say just one,they are already pretty good at screwing things,like us.To run the country so far in the red,Conservative,in name only.

Answer 5

it depends on how many conservatives can find the bulb's orifice

Answer 6

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None. Conservatives hire!

You know, we create jobs, wealth, businesses,etc. Unlike suckers on the public dole, welfare abusers, socialists & commies.



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