It's the Liberals' agenda for today, Let's look and see what a day is like for the Liberals of America...
Liberal Agenda for August 11, 2006
Wake up. Hug tree.
Quick breakfast of Wheaties w/ banana and unborn fetuses, stem cells spread on toast.
Get dressed in hemp suit.
Miscellaneous worship of false idols.
Drive to methadone clinic in hybrid car; 30% electric, 70% Bible furnace.
Receive methadone. Sell for pot.
Catch up on a little reading: Torah, Koran, Book of Mormon, other books not The Bible.
Stop on way to welfare office to drown puppies.
Pickup welfare check.
Cash check.
Buy more pot.
Miscellaneous Sodomy.
Light lunch of sushi and stem cell pie, plus cappuccino, at upscale coffee shop.
Stop at nearest cemetery to bleach flags on veterans' graves.
Miscellaneous coveting.
Steal babies, throw them from bridge.
Bomb a church.
Meeting with Jews for instructions on what news stories to run today.
Formal dinner/fundraiser of virgin Christian sacrifice. Guest speakers Michael Moore, Al Franken, Satan, and Bizarro Ann Coulter.
Smoke cigars lit by a burning pictures of Jesus
Infiltrate the school system to attract impressionable young student to the homosexual lifestyle.
Miscellaneous taking the Lord's name in vain.
Smoke pot.
Giggle for about twenty minutes.
Order pizza with extra cheese and stem cells.
Pay pizza man in food stamps.
Watch Real Time with Bill Maher.
Bedtime snack of nachos with three kind of cheese and peppers. No stem cells, watching weight.
Miscellaneous dishonor of mother and father.
Early bedtime, need rest for tomorrow's All-Day Sodomy Fest.
2006-08-12 19:03:29 · 11 answers · asked by Heroic Liberal 1 in Politics
2006-08-12 19:03:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships
A--Accept
Accept other for who they are and for the choices they made even if you have difficulty understanding their belifefs, motivs, or actions.
B--Break Away
Break away from everything that stands in the way of what you hope to accomplish with your life.
C--Create
Create a family of friends whome you can share your hopes, dreams, sorrows, and happiness with.
D--Decide
Decide that you'll be successful and happy come what may, and good things will fild you. The roadblocks are only minor obstacles olong the way.
E--Explore
Explore and experiment. The world has much to offer, and you have much to give. And every time you try something naw, you'll learn more about yourself.
F--Forgive
Forgive and forget. Grudges only weigh you down and inspire unhappiness and grif. Soar above it, and remember that everyone makes mistakes.
G--Grow
Leave the childhood monsters behind. They can no longer hurt you or stand in your way.
H--Hope
Hope for the best and never forgrt that anything is possible as long as you remain dedicated to the task.
I--Ignore
Ignore the negative voice inside your head. Focus instead on your goals and remember your accomplishments. Your past success is only a small inkling of what the future holds.
J--Journey
Journey to new worlds, naw possibilities, by remaining open-minded. Try to learn something new every day, and you'll grow.
K--Know
Know thet no matter how bad things seem, they'll always get better. the warmth of spring always follows the harshest winter.
L--Love
Let love fill your heart instead of hate. When hateis in your heart, there's room for nothing else, but when love isinyour heart, there's room for endless happiness.
M--Manage
Manage your time and your expenses wisely, and you'll suffer less stress and worry. Then you'll be able to focus on the important thingsin life.
N--Notice
Never ignore the poor, infirm, helpless, weak, or suffering. Offer your assinstance when possible, and aways your kindness and understanding.
O--Open
Open your eyes and take in all the beauty around you. Even during the worst of times, there's still much to be thankful for.
P--Play
Never forget to have fun along the way. Success means nothing without happiness.
Q--Question
Ask many questions, because you're here to learn.
R--Relax
Refuse to let worry and stress rule your life, and remember that things always have a way of working out in the end.
S--Share
Share your talent, skills, knowledge, and time with other. Everything that you invest in others will return to you many time over.
T--Try
Even when your dreams seem impossible to reach, try anyway you'll be amazed by what you can accomplish.
U--Use
Use your gifts to your best ability. Talent that's wasted has no value. Talent that's used will bring unexpected rewards.
V--Value
Value the friend and family members who've supported and encourage you, and be there for them as well.
W--Work
Work hard every day to be the gest person you can be, but never feel guilty if you fall short of your goals. every sunrise offers a second chance.
X--X-Ray
Look deep inside the heart of those around you and you'll see the goodness and beauty within.
Y--Yield
Yield to commitment. If you stay on track and remain dedicated, you'll find success at the end of the road.
Z--Zoom
Zoom to a happy place when bad momories or sorrow rears its ugly head. Let noyhing interfere with your goals. Instead, focus on your abilitie, your dreams, and a brighter tomorrow.
2006-08-12 19:03:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology
isn't this supposed to be entertaining? c'mon now we're not curing cancer here. you serious people you know who you are, tell me why.
2006-08-12 19:03:22 · 16 answers · asked by kurleylovescheese 6 in Polls & Surveys
my bf of 2 years asked me to marry him, and I said yes.
I am to move from Texas to UK to be with him. I always wanted to go, but now, at almost the last minute, I'm dreadfully nervous >.<.. I don't know how long it will be until I get to see my family again, I dunno if I will have trouble finding work there....
Is it natural to be nervous?
2006-08-12 19:03:21 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships
do u guys think i should wait for a good priced GST. or should i just get a GS for now and get a better engine for it later? which would be better and which would be cheaper?
2006-08-12 19:03:20 · 5 answers · asked by Dark 2 in Mitsubishi
2006-08-12 19:03:13 · 10 answers · asked by mf mf mf mf mf fmf mf mfmfmfmfmf 4 in Celebrities
Examples:
Your child follows in your footsteps?
Your child gets good grades?
Your child grows up to be a productive member of society?
Your child is smiling in the majority of the pictures you've taken?
Your child is attractive?
Your child becomes famous?
You have provided for their basic needs (food, shelter)?
Your child is not a drug addict, a hardened criminal, mentally ill, or anything else that you may consider bad?
Your child is still alive after 18 years of your parenting?
2006-08-12 19:03:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Parenting
2006-08-12 19:03:02 · 1 answers · asked by Karl P 3 in Other - Food & Drink
2006-08-12 19:02:51 · 10 answers · asked by Helzabet 6 in Other - Beauty & Style
i need the book report , it is due tomorrow please help
2006-08-12 19:02:50 · 4 answers · asked by eternalbeing48 1 in Homework Help
I need which two teams played first one day match and first test match. I need the details of those matches also.
2006-08-12 19:02:48 · 18 answers · asked by Varun 2 in Cricket
Give me the song and the artist.
2006-08-12 19:02:34 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music
If so, where do ppl get those little emoticions from?
2006-08-12 19:02:31 · 3 answers · asked by calgarysworst 2 in Video & Online Games
while surfing, "Just in time debugging" comes to our comp. but always "acess denied" is shown by it
2006-08-12 19:02:20 · 3 answers · asked by mortein 1 in Internet
2006-08-12 19:02:17 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats
I heard milk isn't really good for calcium supplying, so what else can do?
2006-08-12 19:02:11 · 11 answers · asked by moghost 1 in Other - Health
happy advance independence day to all pakistanies living in pakistan and all over the world
2006-08-12 19:02:05 · 5 answers · asked by ghulamalimurtaza 3 in History
2006-08-12 19:02:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events
THIS CAR INDIVIDUAL NEEDS TO COOL OFF AND I DON'T KNOW IF I MENTIONED THAT BEFORE, BUT I AM NOT INTO CLOWNS, COOL DUDES AND RUMMAN TYPES OF NOODLE ..
2006-08-12 19:02:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in FIFA World Cup (TM)
I'm going to bed now.
2006-08-12 19:02:02 · 20 answers · asked by Ms. Pelled Babby Schmidt 7 in Polls & Surveys
2006-08-12 19:01:57 · 11 answers · asked by jeremy c 1 in Music
finance- related courses +future career development + attractiveness + money +any scholarships +expensive
2006-08-12 19:01:47 · 11 answers · asked by cherine_us 1 in Financial Aid
2006-08-12 19:01:45 · 2 answers · asked by hey you 5 in Music
like harry poter shite
2006-08-12 19:01:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin & Body
Does anyone know what the basic symptoms of depression are? I am curious if this is what my problem is. I am a stay at home mom of 3 boys and not sure if what I am experiencing is just normal or if there is more to it. I dont have insurance yet (will in about a month) and want to know if the symptoms I have are those of depression.
Please, serious answers only.
2006-08-12 19:01:42 · 6 answers · asked by brown_eyez_3 1 in Mental Health
if you saw some one fall down a flight of stairs what would you do ?
me i would laugh my a s s of then when i pick myself up off the ground from laughing i would help them up while giggleing
2006-08-12 19:01:37 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
it's on the "end of days" score, with the boy vocalizing, but it also is on the pilot episode of "the shield" when they discover the little girl in the basemet..it's two different kinds of music with the same vocalization..it's driving me nuts..
2006-08-12 19:01:35 · 1 answers · asked by disarm_kilocrash 2 in Music
My boyfriend was pulled over a few weeks ago and they asked him if they could search his car he said yes. They did not find anything so they searched it again and found a small bag with hardly enough in it to get high off of. Now he is in trouble for possesion.What should he do. Help
2006-08-12 19:01:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics
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