It's the Liberals' agenda for today, Let's look and see what a day is like for the Liberals of America...
Liberal Agenda for August 11, 2006
Wake up. Hug tree.
Quick breakfast of Wheaties w/ banana and unborn fetuses, stem cells spread on toast.
Get dressed in hemp suit.
Miscellaneous worship of false idols.
Drive to methadone clinic in hybrid car; 30% electric, 70% Bible furnace.
Receive methadone. Sell for pot.
Catch up on a little reading: Torah, Koran, Book of Mormon, other books not The Bible.
Stop on way to welfare office to drown puppies.
Pickup welfare check.
Cash check.
Buy more pot.
Miscellaneous Sodomy.
Light lunch of sushi and stem cell pie, plus cappuccino, at upscale coffee shop.
Stop at nearest cemetery to bleach flags on veterans' graves.
Miscellaneous coveting.
Steal babies, throw them from bridge.
Bomb a church.
Meeting with Jews for instructions on what news stories to run today.
Formal dinner/fundraiser of virgin Christian sacrifice. Guest speakers Michael Moore, Al Franken, Satan, and Bizarro Ann Coulter.
Smoke cigars lit by a burning pictures of Jesus
Infiltrate the school system to attract impressionable young student to the homosexual lifestyle.
Miscellaneous taking the Lord's name in vain.
Smoke pot.
Giggle for about twenty minutes.
Order pizza with extra cheese and stem cells.
Pay pizza man in food stamps.
Watch Real Time with Bill Maher.
Bedtime snack of nachos with three kind of cheese and peppers. No stem cells, watching weight.
Miscellaneous dishonor of mother and father.
Early bedtime, need rest for tomorrow's All-Day Sodomy Fest.
2006-08-12 19:03:29 · 11 answers · asked by Heroic Liberal 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
I disagree with alot of this.....but I like the thought process......and I am sure there will be many people cursing you, and you will know they are the Libs.....who believe in tolerance and free speech.....when it is them speaking, not when anyone that disagrees speaks
2006-08-12 19:46:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow you hate filled little narcissist - your terrified of anyone who uses thier brain aren't you.
Other than the hate and the learned spew of propaganda can you speak or write or think by yourself?
Look at first I thought you had some ligitamacy but as I read throught the litany of hate you pose as questions bud you need help you really do.
You are angry and need a profesional I am saying this in all scincerity You don't have a political point of view you are just spewing There is no point or rationale in it at all don't you see that?
Now calm down I am not judgeing you as a person - your ill and you need help thats all and when you get better you will see that I was right and then you can be an okay person and have realconservative idea's if you want but it will be based on thought not on your emotions runing a muck medication is nothing to be ashamed of .
2006-08-14 00:41:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not true. Liberals would never invite Ann Coulter to dinner.
2006-08-13 07:48:06 · answer #3 · answered by SPLATT 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And then on day 2 Bush finally gets to rest.
2006-08-13 02:08:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's great! The only thing you left out is Liberalism is a mental disease! but you made a great point!
2006-08-13 02:14:04 · answer #5 · answered by basscatcher 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sooo, Karl Rove, who paid your judge to keep you out of jail?
2006-08-13 02:44:11 · answer #6 · answered by Schona 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
come on dont be stupid. how can anyone get into politics doing that. Just stop your insults.
2006-08-13 03:03:24 · answer #7 · answered by zatte 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone else (hell, maybe you, I forget) posted this a while ago. It got close to twenty "downvotes" and not one single "upvote".
Derp
2006-08-13 02:10:45 · answer #8 · answered by . 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
you've got a sick mental prospective. you should get admitted.
2006-08-13 02:13:52 · answer #9 · answered by one glove 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
SPAM
2006-08-13 02:41:35 · answer #10 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋