All categories - 1 August 2006

Either the enery drink or juice? Do you think its healthy and good to drink?

2006-08-01 16:27:03 · 3 answers · asked by soljagurl317 2 in Diet & Fitness

the properties

2006-08-01 16:26:59 · 8 answers · asked by eula 1 in Mathematics

Is it like the base or the amount? What?

2006-08-01 16:26:55 · 8 answers · asked by Seismic Toss 1 in Chemistry

2006-08-01 16:26:47 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

Everytime i look at the clock it says 11:11 or 12:12 its been happening for over 2 mounth. And I was wondering has this ever happened to you. I was going to ask what this ment but you might think im weird.... Well tell me has it happend?

2006-08-01 16:26:47 · 3 answers · asked by Rain-- 3 in Other - Entertainment

Willys cynical thought for the day;

I'm NOT fifty something I'm only $49.95 plus shipping & freaking handling!

Q & A for the sexes:

The 5 toughest questions woman ask:

The five questions are:

1 - "What are you thinking?"

2 - "Do you love me?"

3 - "Do I look fat?"

4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"

5 - "What would you do if I died?"

What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example:

1 - "What are you thinking?" The proper answer to this question, of course, is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things:

a - Baseball
b - Football
c - How fat you are.
d - How much prettier she is than you.
e - How he would spend the insurance money if you died.

According to a Sassy Magazine article, the best answer to this question came from Al Bundy, of Married With Children, who was asked it by his wife, Peg. "If I wanted you to know," Al said, "I'd be talking instead of thinking."

The other questions also have only one right answer but many wrong answers:

3 - "Do I look fat?" The correct male response to this question is to confidently and emphatically state, "No, of course not" and then quickly leave the room. Wrong answers include:

a - I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin either.
b - Compared to what?
c - A little extra weight looks good on you.
d - I've seen fatter.
e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.

The five questions are:

1 - "What are you thinking?"

2 - "Do you love me?"

3 - "Do I look fat?"

4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"

5 - "What would you do if I died?"

What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example:

1 - "What are you thinking?" The proper answer to this question, of course, is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things:

a - Baseball
b - Football
c - How fat you are.
d - How much prettier she is than you.
e - How he would spend the insurance money if you died.

According to a Sassy Magazine article, the best answer to this question came from Al Bundy, of Married With Children, who was asked it by his wife, Peg. "If I wanted you to know," Al said, "I'd be talking instead of thinking."

The other questions also have only one right answer but many wrong answers:

2 - "Do you love me?" The correct answer to this question is, "Yes." For those guys who feel the need to be more elaborate, you may answer, "Yes, dear. Wrong answers include:

a - I suppose so.
b - Would it make you feel better if I said yes.
c - That depends on what you mean by "love."
d - Does it matter?
e - Who, me?

3 - "Do I look fat?" The correct male response to this question is to confidently and emphatically state, "No, of course not" and then quickly leave the room. Wrong answers include:

a - I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin either.
b - Compared to what?
c - A little extra weight looks good on you.
d - I've seen fatter.
e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.

4 - "Do you think she's prettier than me?" The "she" in the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by you were staring at so hard thay you almost cause a traffic accident or an actress in a movie you just saw. In any case, the correct response is, "No, you are much prettier." Wrong answers include:

a - Not prettier, just pretty in a different way.
b - I don't know how one goes about rating such things.
c - Yes, but I bet you have a better personality.
d - Only in the sense that she's younger and thinner.
e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.

5 - "What would you do if I died?" Correct answer: "Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise, life would cease to have meaning for me and I would perforce hurl myself under the front tires of the first Domino's Pizza truck that came my way." This might be the stupidest question of the lot, as is illustrated by the following stupid joke:

"Dear," said the wife. "What would you do if I died?"
"Why, dear, I would be extremely upset," said the husband.
"Why do you ask such a question?"
"Would you remarry?" persevered the wife.
"No, of course not, dear" said the husband.
"Don't you like being married?" said the wife.
"Of course I do, dear" he said.
"Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
"All right," said the husband, "I'd remarry."
"You would?" said the wife, looking vaguely hurt.
"Yes" said the husband.
"Would you sleep with her in our bed?" said the wife after a long pause.
"Well, yes, I suppose I would." replied the husband.
"I see," said the wife indignantly. "And would you let her wear my old
clothes?"
"I suppose, if she wanted to" said the husband.
"Really," said the wife icily. "And would you take down the pictures of me
and replace them with pictures of her?"
"Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do."
"Is that so?" said the wife, leaping to her feet. "And I suppose you'd let
her play with my golf clubs, too."
"Of course not, dear," said the husband. "She's left-handed."

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-08-01 16:26:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Ok lets try this. I will start the story and you just add to it. Please no more than two sentences. please don't put happily ever after. and nothing to offend others. just go with your creativity. thanx.

Once upon a time......

2006-08-01 16:26:41 · 12 answers · asked by I Luv Joel Madden!! 6 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-01 16:26:16 · 3 answers · asked by trgainwell 1 in Wrestling

I work two jobs and take dam good care of my 12 year son, and I am always willing to let the father see his son, I AM NOT a money hungry, child baring, NO JOB HAVING MOTHER! I WORK VERY HARD FOR MY CHILD. Why are men like this?

2006-08-01 16:26:08 · 52 answers · asked by J J 3 in Other - Family & Relationships

I'm from Viet Nam and I'm going to live in Homedale, Idaho one year as an Exchange student.

2006-08-01 16:26:00 · 28 answers · asked by skypeace89 2 in Other - Society & Culture

would drinking more water, riding a bike a mile and walking/running a mile help me lose weigh??...how many calories should the average 13 yr. old have????

2006-08-01 16:25:57 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

2006-08-01 16:25:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

2006-08-01 16:25:53 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

How many times have I heard Israel say we are going to be multiple weeks months etc at this or whatever only to hear Rice contridict the combatants and say cease fire within the week ....

How can anyone at this point take her seriously at all ?

2006-08-01 16:25:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

What are the full lyrics to this parody song?

What year are the lyrics from?

And where can I find a recording of it online?

Good luck

(please show links to your answers)

Thank you!

2006-08-01 16:25:47 · 14 answers · asked by alwaysbombed 5 in Music

2006-08-01 16:25:46 · 8 answers · asked by mansaman 1 in Men's Health

How did you meet your other special half of yourself? How long did you date before you got married? The most unque answer gets the 10 points.

I met my husband on the internet and we started talking and then we dated offline more then online. We got married eight months later. I know, not very romantic, but that's my story!

2006-08-01 16:25:40 · 13 answers · asked by ~~Catbird Woman~~ 4 in Polls & Surveys

do you have to get it from the bank or what?

2006-08-01 16:25:40 · 18 answers · asked by sweet_xoxo 1 in Economics

I thought that I was happy with the choice that I had made with two guys. For those of you who don't know my story, I was torn between two guys and I had chose what I thought was the right man, which was BB. Any way, I was with the guy that I wished to no longer see tonight and we totally relit the flame that was put out. We didn't hook up or anything but we did do something that I am not proud of. Any way, my little brother saw us and told me that he was going to tell BB that me and AM were kissing. I know that everone makes mistakes, and I made mine right in front of my little brother. I know that I messed up because I wanted to end everything with AM completely so that I could move on, now it seems like I can't and I am stuck in the past. I want to move on and end it with AM but I can't seem to do it and then when I think that I am going to move on, he and I want each other so bad that we can't stop. I need some advice on how to forget this and if BB does find out, what will I do.

2006-08-01 16:25:38 · 6 answers · asked by J-Bird 2 in Friends

2006-08-01 16:25:36 · 2 answers · asked by P S 1 in Careers & Employment

I have these two birds and the Jardine seems to always bully the cocatoo. He always snaps at him and tries to scare him and recently he's been biting me as well. Is there anything I can do to prevent this bullying behavior?

2006-08-01 16:25:35 · 6 answers · asked by Mox 3 in Birds

2006-08-01 16:25:31 · 2 answers · asked by thea f 2 in Air Travel

i really need help with this please this is the one thing i can not do

2006-08-01 16:25:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Football

2006-08-01 16:25:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

I want to create my own website, how do I do that?

2006-08-01 16:25:27 · 4 answers · asked by marisamassacre. 1 in Internet

I have been debating with myself on which game should I buy. My choices are Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest or Cars: Radiator Springs.

2006-08-01 16:25:22 · 6 answers · asked by i_have_the_sixth_sense2000 2 in Video & Online Games

we moved from the east coast to the west coast about 5 weeks ago and his fur is changing ALOT. It went from a dark choclate brown to a golden blonde, his eyes used to be surrounded by a beautiful dark gray/ black and now its white. He's only about 15 months old. once we got here he also started losing alot of weight but hes gained it back. he still wont eat by himself though. he only eats when fedbthrough a bottle. What's that about?

2006-08-01 16:25:17 · 6 answers · asked by mixterious 1 in Other - Pets

http://www.henrydees.com/andys_girl.jpg

2006-08-01 16:25:13 · 17 answers · asked by Nicole 4 in Polls & Surveys

guys i want your perspective
I'm 5'8 152"
short red (but not the orange color) hair
green eyes
hour glass body type (?coming from a friend not me)
I'm shy and quiet but i do have a temper it just takes alot to get it out of me
I'm reserved
just wondering what your thoughts are

2006-08-01 16:25:12 · 4 answers · asked by kat 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

I am 12 years younger than all of my brothers and sisters. They all treat me as if I am still a child. i had a teen pregnancy and lived with my mom. Because I could not support myself and my child alone. So my mom helped us a lot. Now that I am married and expecting baby number 2. They are all acting like nothing is happening. I am almost ready to go any day now and no one has called asked how I feel or what the baby is or a name. they ignore it. They also ignore the son I already have. I dont now what to do anymore. how do I get them to see I am not a young teenager anymore and that I am a great parent. Also how do I get them to like my kids? Lost and upset. What to do?

2006-08-01 16:25:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends