All categories - 30 July 2006

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why of course, comes the reply.

The first man then asks: Where are you from?

I'm from Ireland, replies the second man.

The first man responds: You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland.

Of Course, replies the second man.

Curious, the first man then asks:"Where in Ireland are you from?

Dublin, comes the reply.

I can't believe it, says the first man. I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin.

Of course, replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: What school did you go to?

Saint Mary's, replies the second man. I graduated in 62.

This is unbelievable! the first man says. I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. What's been going on? he asks the bartender.

Nothing much, replies the bartender. The O'Malley twins are drunk again.

2006-07-30 21:07:01 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What do you think about people whos parents are different races? for example my mom is filipino and my dads black, i know some people say mixed raced children are "wrong" but i think thats stupid but be honest, what do you think of that?

2006-07-30 21:06:55 · 14 answers · asked by Nicole 4 in Skin & Body

2006-07-30 21:06:53 · 17 answers · asked by jhonny 2 in Other - Beauty & Style

WHERE IS IT APPROPRIATE TO PROMOTE SELF-ESTEEM?

2006-07-30 21:06:46 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Theater & Acting

I have a significant other who blames all her woes, inabilities and anxieties on my sisters, imaginary girlfriends and concubines (who usually are acquintances or coworkers). She is afraid of the dark, reacts to issue in confrontational manner and generally very anxious about trivial things. She does not believe in socializing.

2006-07-30 21:06:40 · 3 answers · asked by ANEYO 1 in Family

2006-07-30 21:06:34 · 2 answers · asked by hanslidy 1 in Other - Health

I guess my mom and grandma must not have been traditional about such things, because I've seen them both wash castiron pans. I've read about "seasoning" from the pan being used, and that we're not supposed to wash it away. Also read that washing can result in rust.

I know that you're supposed to wipe them out with a paper towel, which works fine if you used plenty of oil and food didn't stick or burn. But what about when food gets stuck or burned on, or say someone left it sitting till the food traces dried? How are you supposed to clean that if not by washing?

2006-07-30 21:06:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

that they like all kind of music and then say except this genre and this other. doesnt it mean when they say they listen to everything they listen to everything with no exeptions? does anyone agree?

2006-07-30 21:06:32 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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2006-07-30 21:06:28 · 9 answers · asked by timothy 1 in Psychology

I make fun of Jesus, god, and christians several times a day. I am one of the most blasphemous people I know. Yet, whenever times are rough, I always come out better than when I started. I am the luckiest man ever to walk the earth. I hear all the time (though I don't believe it) that I have been so successful because I have an aura around me of true goodness.

Know why that happened? Because I took responsibility for my own life and actions. I treat people kindly until they wrong me. Then I treat them as they treat me. And, I don't rely on some boogeyman to guide me and help me. Yes that is a bit arrogant. But, in my line of work Arrogance keeps me alive. So, how do you explain that? Where is my godly punishment for abusing christians and making fun of the bible and everything contained within it?

2006-07-30 21:06:24 · 29 answers · asked by John D 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Black girls make guys work so much harder than white girls. As a white guy its hard to make the adjustment but the reward is greater. Black girls are much more sensual and are very warm. And they have the sexiest bodies on earth!!! The greatest reward on the planet is when a gorgeous sexy cool black girl finally gives you some love.

2006-07-30 21:05:58 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-07-30 21:05:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

Hi everyone, Recently I had a terrible verbal fight with a male friend of mine,someone i truly care about. I emailed him terrible things out of anger that I didn't really mean. He emailed back saying that if I ever contacted him again by any means he would seek formal advice and take the matter further. I can't beleive this, I really want to apologize but he did say,no contact at all and a apology is a contact. It's eating me up inside! Idon't know whether to risk it and send him a apology. I'm fairly sure he has or had feeling for me because of the way he stares at me all the time(for 2yrs actually). I also think his reaction was abit extreme. Maybe he lashed out of anger. Anyway, what do I do, I'm abit scared?

2006-07-30 21:05:43 · 10 answers · asked by charmed one 2 in Friends

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2006-07-30 21:05:42 · 17 answers · asked by Kevin E 3 in Polls & Surveys

i get horny when i think about a girl who has never sex and is so horny and is in sport clothes without any underwear. do i have problem or i am healthy or its my fetish?

2006-07-30 21:05:39 · 12 answers · asked by X-Boy 1 in Other - Health

As we are poor, we can not give better treatment to our father. Our father is a patient of heart disease. He needs bypass operation. We have finished our all mony for his treatment. Our relatives also helped us. But now nobody can help us properly. To his better treatment we want to do his operation as he deserves 5 blocks in the heart. Please advice me how will I approach to the rich muslim for some Jakat Money.

Md.Omar Siddiqui
shuhan_omar@yahoo.com

2006-07-30 21:05:20 · 3 answers · asked by Omar Siddiqui 1 in Religion & Spirituality

and you were a lady, wouldya marry me anyway?

2006-07-30 21:05:14 · 10 answers · asked by jesus_chrysler 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-30 21:05:12 · 7 answers · asked by hoedurwhorses 3 in Skin & Body

everyone think that to sing well is the indicator of a good singer. I also want to be a good singer. can you give me any information to be a good singer.

2006-07-30 21:04:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

Hey there, just a bored insomniac looking for something to do, any ideas?

2006-07-30 21:04:43 · 20 answers · asked by Max C 4 in Singles & Dating

How many years ago was this picture taken?

2006-07-30 21:04:34 · 16 answers · asked by immonen33 1 in Languages

What programming languages are recommended? Any source in the web?

2006-07-30 21:04:29 · 1 answers · asked by erekit83 2 in Engineering

2006-07-30 21:04:25 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin & Body

Keep it clean, or at least clean enough, that I won't get reported for it...

2006-07-30 21:04:22 · 5 answers · asked by 42ITUS™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

also known as francisco baltazar (philippines' greatest poet)

2006-07-30 21:04:11 · 2 answers · asked by dan 1 in Other - Arts & Humanities

Why do people post the most retarted stuff on here....This is not the Dr. Phil helpline and no we cant help you with your boyfriend problems. These questions are supposed to be productive somewhat are they now. Why ask stupid questions like that....If you hate guys so much become a carpet muncher and be done with it geeze

2006-07-30 21:04:08 · 10 answers · asked by atx_rebel_08 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2006-07-30 21:04:02 · 11 answers · asked by Nainika Vats 1 in Chemistry

Some freak had e-mailed me to listen this song and i dont know who is the artist and he is not replying at all.Well,who actually played that song.

2006-07-30 21:03:59 · 10 answers · asked by MaxMetallica 3 in Music

can anyone give me the horiscope lists?!?!?!?!?!?

2006-07-30 21:03:54 · 9 answers · asked by smileforever96/absintence 1 in Horoscopes

I need help..... e- mail me at carla_gpc@yahoo.com

2006-07-30 21:03:44 · 3 answers · asked by carla c 1 in Vancouver