Dear YAnswerers,
Here at http://www.godhatesshrimp.com we recognize that an ABOMINATION is taking place in America, and we wish for you to join our cause!
In the Book of Leviticus (Chapter 11:9-12) it is clearly stated that shellfish is an ungodly ABOMINATION worthy of DEATH!
The ABOMINATION of eating shellfish has plauged America for too long, and it is leading to the death of innocent American soliders in Iraq, we must protest at their funerals!
Our RIGHTEOUS leader, George F. Shemlps, is waiting for you to raise your rifle to the call of duty, ally yourselves against the ABOMINATIONS of shellfish, they are bringing GODS WRATH to Americans everywhere!
2006-07-30
11:38:41
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