Dear YAnswerers,
Here at http://www.godhatesshrimp.com we recognize that an ABOMINATION is taking place in America, and we wish for you to join our cause!
In the Book of Leviticus (Chapter 11:9-12) it is clearly stated that shellfish is an ungodly ABOMINATION worthy of DEATH!
The ABOMINATION of eating shellfish has plauged America for too long, and it is leading to the death of innocent American soliders in Iraq, we must protest at their funerals!
Our RIGHTEOUS leader, George F. Shemlps, is waiting for you to raise your rifle to the call of duty, ally yourselves against the ABOMINATIONS of shellfish, they are bringing GODS WRATH to Americans everywhere!
2006-07-30 11:38:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Brought a tear to my eye. Loved the pictures.
2006-07-30 11:47:12 · answer #1 · answered by ThePeter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
check this verse out:Mark 7:18-19
2006-07-30 18:41:53 · answer #2 · answered by ReliableLogic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll be there as soon as I finish these delicious crab legs
2006-07-30 18:43:55 · answer #3 · answered by D-Train 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm shellfish(gargle noise)
2006-07-30 18:48:26 · answer #4 · answered by hawkeyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you went so far left-field that you fell on your head!@
2006-07-30 18:44:37 · answer #5 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the Gays?
2006-07-30 18:40:06 · answer #6 · answered by Tim 47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the chuckle
2006-07-30 18:41:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋