All categories - 14 July 2006

its only a matter of time they say before another attack happens here in the u. s. , so what do you think they will do next when they do attack? will it be in new york again?

2006-07-14 02:51:02 · 5 answers · asked by pkuchick 4 in Current Events

2006-07-14 02:50:57 · 32 answers · asked by DK 1 in Mythology & Folklore

Ways To Avoid A Good Southern Az$ Whuppin

1. Don't fake a Southern accent. This will incite a riot, and you will get your as$ kicked.

2. Don't order filet mignon or pasta primavera at Waffle House. It's just a diner. They serve breakfast 24 hours a day. Let them cook something they know. If you confuse them, they'll kick your a$s.

3. We are fully aware of how high the humidity is, so shut the hell up. Just spend your money and get the hell out of here, or we'll kick your as$.

4. Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda down here. Down here it's called Coke. Nobody gives a flying rat's as$ whether it's Pepsi, RC, Dr. Pepper, 7-Up or whatever... it's still a Coke. Accept it. Doing otherwise can lead to an as$ kicking.

5. We know our heritage. Most of us are more literate than you (e.g.Welty, Williams, Faulkner). We are also better educated and generally a lot nicer. Don't refer to us as a bunch of hillbillies or we'll kick your as$.

6. We have plenty of business sense (e.g., Fred Smith of Fed Ex, Sam Walton, Oprah, Turner Broadcasting, MTV, Netscape). Naturally, we do, sometimes, have small lapses in judgment, if you keep reminding us of the fact we will kick your as$.

7. Don't laugh at our Civil War monuments. If Lee had listened to Longstreet and flanked Meade at Gettysburg instead of sending Pickett up the middle, you'd be paying taxes to Richmond instead of Washington. If you visit Stone Mountain and complain about the carving, we'll kick your a$s.

8. Don't laugh at our Southern names (Merleen, Luther, Tammy Lynn, Inez, Billy Joe, Sissy, Clovis, etc.) or we will just HAVE to kick your a$s.

9. Don't order wheat toast at Cracker Barrel. Everyone will instantly know that you're a Yankee. Eat your biscuits like God intended with gravy. And don't put sugar on your grits, or we'll kick your a$s.

10. Don't talk about how much better things are at home because we know better. Many of us have visited Northern hellholes like Detroit, Chicago, and DC, and we have the scars to prove it. If you don't like it here, Delta or US Airways is ready when you are. Move your as$ on home before it gets kicked.

11. Yes, we know how to speak proper English. We talk this way because we don't want to sound like you. We don't care if you don't understand what we are saying. All other Southerners understand what we are saying, and that's all that matters. Now, go away and leave us alone, or we'll kick your as$.

12. Don't complain that the South is dirty and polluted. None of OUR lakes or rivers have caught fire recently. If you whine about OUR scenic beauty, we'll kick your as$ all the way back to Boston Harbor.

13. Don't ridicule our Southern manners. We say sir and ma'am. We hold doors open for others. We offer our seats to old folks because such things are expected of civilized people. Behave yourselves around our sweet little gray-haired grandmothers or they'll kick some manners into your as$ just like they did ours.

14. So you think we're quaint, or losers, because most of us live in the countryside? That's because we have enough sense to not live in filthy, smelly, crime infested cesspools like New York, Baltimore or Boston. Make fun of our fresh air, and we'll kick your a$$.

15. Last, but not least, DO NOT DARE to come down here and tell us how to cook barbecue. This will get your a$$ shot (right after it is kicked). You're lucky we let you come down here at all. Criticize our barbecue, and you will go home in a pine box...minus your azz.

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-07-14 02:50:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-14 02:50:55 · 14 answers · asked by TNT 1 in Earth Sciences & Geology

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2006-07-14 02:50:52 · 54 answers · asked by running2adream 6 in Polls & Surveys

the top serbian and bosnian snipers both used them during that conflict in the 90's.

2006-07-14 02:50:51 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

I think the illegal immmigrant should start packing your bages an get on the bus an leave an when you leave say sorry to every american for brakeing our laws an useing us an fing us over!

2006-07-14 02:50:39 · 20 answers · asked by Im ANTI-ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT 1 in Immigration

I thought it was a great show, and I highly recommend to anyone that is a fan of the Sopranos or the Wire.

It will re-air the first episode on ABC Saturday, but it will be edited for tv, which will take away alot of the intensity, but it is better than nothing.

2006-07-14 02:50:36 · 1 answers · asked by AnswerMan 3 in Television

2006-07-14 02:50:35 · 53 answers · asked by Jim 4 in Other - Food & Drink

Give me a word (or words) that *end* in ABLE. Why? Just because... Also, click my name & view my questions to get part 1.
Example: Boring

2006-07-14 02:50:33 · 18 answers · asked by Answers Anyone 4 in Words & Wordplay

2006-07-14 02:50:17 · 14 answers · asked by thechosen1_07_88 1 in Military

2006-07-14 02:50:15 · 15 answers · asked by tim_hudson03 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-07-14 02:50:12 · 11 answers · asked by christan girl 1 in Other - Pets

2006-07-14 02:50:09 · 4 answers · asked by Bill S 1 in Music

2006-07-14 02:50:03 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Will illegal immigrants run?
I asked a question yesterday.

"If the U.S. was invaded by ground troops from another country, do you think that illegal immigrants would fight for the U.S. or flee to another country? "
The majority said "Flee".

I see hundreds of recruits leaving a major airport every day, and my observations have been that the minorities that join the military are Blacks and Latinos with an occasional Asian. This makes me believe that the majority of Blacks, Mexicans (legal or illegal) and some Asians will help the U.S., and other minorities will run like hell.

What is your opinion?

2006-07-14 02:49:46 · 4 answers · asked by Made in America 7 in Immigration

Is it 'beday', 'bideigh', 'baday'?

2006-07-14 02:49:34 · 8 answers · asked by ShaneCatozzi 1 in Other - Home & Garden

2006-07-14 02:49:33 · 7 answers · asked by Noland Voyd 3 in Other - Home & Garden

2006-07-14 02:49:28 · 4 answers · asked by Captain_Scarlet 1 in Television

2006-07-14 02:49:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

2006-07-14 02:49:24 · 6 answers · asked by raji 1 in Friends

Give me a word (or words) that *end* in ING. Why? Just because... Also, click my name & view my questions to get part 2.
Example: Interesting

2006-07-14 02:49:10 · 18 answers · asked by Answers Anyone 4 in Words & Wordplay

When I was a child, Halloween was a very innocent holiday where children dressed up and participated in make believe. The holiday of that day was not connected to any pagan practices. Slowy it became politically incorrect and certain customs weren't allowed socially since they were "satanic." As adults started assigning all these meanings, then the entire Holiday has became poltically incorrect.

2006-07-14 02:49:06 · 7 answers · asked by whozethere 5 in Sociology

Anyone know any good websites like or better then craigslist?

2006-07-14 02:49:02 · 3 answers · asked by john ? 1 in Internet

2006-07-14 02:49:01 · 7 answers · asked by fly_your_flag_high 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I have weird pains that last only a few seconds. Its kinda hard to explain. I get a shooting pain up to my head and it happens really quick.sometimes it happens once a day sometimes 30.I have been like this for at least 3 months now.I can really pinpoint where the pain is coming from but i seem to think its kinda directed towards my wisdom teeth.I happens so quick i cant tell.I dont have pain anywhere else and i never get fevers so it leads me to believe that it is my wisdom teeth.The dentist already told me they were coming in impacted i just havent had a chance to get them removed.What does everybody else think and has anybody ever experienced anything similar to this?

2006-07-14 02:48:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dental

2006-07-14 02:48:56 · 34 answers · asked by Man on the Moon 3 in Singles & Dating

and why?

2006-07-14 02:48:53 · 9 answers · asked by maria e 1 in Current Events