All categories - 10 July 2006

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic

"Why?" asks the father.

"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' I said '6'"

"But that's right!"

"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"

"What's the fuc*ing difference?" asks the father.

"That's what I said!

2006-07-10 20:56:08 · 8 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-10 20:56:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-10 20:56:04 · 7 answers · asked by benninb 5 in Hobbies & Crafts

Thanks in advance. I hate being unprepared..

2006-07-10 20:56:01 · 5 answers · asked by Valerie 6 in Other - Family & Relationships

is it true

2006-07-10 20:55:59 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

How many email accounts do people have? Do you have more than one? If so, which ones and do you use them for different things? Which account is the one you use most regularly?

2006-07-10 20:55:54 · 31 answers · asked by Kerry 2 in Internet

2006-07-10 20:55:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Shes been doing alot for me latlely, like leaving me little notes. Calling me at work just to see how Im doing. We've been talking on the phone for a long time and sometimes we talk in the parking lot for hours after work. It's getting more and more lately, mostly initiated by her because Im so cautious not to overstep my boundries. Sometimes she writes me txt messages out of the blue, shes always suprising me. Latley shes been touching me more, like grabbing my hand to lead me places, or playfully touching me. If anything, Im enjoyng the company, we always have gotten along good, but things really have been more and more. Part of my problem is I think Im emotionally closed off a little, and I dont think I show enough appreaciation. Like I love it when she does these things, it makes me feel like someones looking out for me. I want to know what I should do to show her how much I appreciate her, so what can I do?

2006-07-10 20:55:42 · 11 answers · asked by sTRIKER 81 1 in Friends

"Why do christians say that their religion is true and other religions are false?"


Not exactly written like that, but it's like that. The ones I see come with more stupidity.

2006-07-10 20:55:40 · 10 answers · asked by Coffee-Infused Insomniac 3 in Religion & Spirituality

I've just bought a used 88 Virago 250 and need to know the ins and outs of the bike. As a new rider, I'd like to know all the features and nooks and crannies on the bike. Can anyone help?

2006-07-10 20:55:35 · 1 answers · asked by CFXCreative.com 2 in Motorcycles

2006-07-10 20:55:26 · 18 answers · asked by QWERTYUIOOd 1 in Vegetarian & Vegan

the other night my friend and i went out to a bar and we both got pretty drunk. My boyfriend came to pick us up and in the car on the way home she tried to make out with him. She started licking his face and asking him to do things to her. I was so shocked I didn't really do any thing but tell her to get the hell off of him and then she tried to make out with me. I can't even look at her and when I think about it I am so disgusted and mad I can't stand it. Another friend thinks that I should talk to her again just because we think she has a problem with drinking to much. I don't know if I can stand to be near her or speak to her but I do want her to get some help. What the heck should I do?

2006-07-10 20:55:17 · 7 answers · asked by javajunkie 3 in Friends

saving the very end of the cone,and then to start scooping your ice cream out and putting it on their little cone ?

2006-07-10 20:55:13 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do you like the simpsons?why or why not. who is your fav. person and why?whitch person do you not like and why?who whould you like to be and why?

2006-07-10 20:54:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-07-10 20:54:44 · 7 answers · asked by Goodies 1 in Movies

The theory needs to allow traveling large distance in short duration
i.e shorter than time taken by light

2006-07-10 20:54:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

2006-07-10 20:54:01 · 6 answers · asked by ankit 1 in Music

2006-07-10 20:53:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet

your parents (or both of yours) object to the marriage - they are absolutely, stubbornly firm about it & are not willing to listen to you anymore. What will you do?

2006-07-10 20:53:51 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2006-07-10 20:53:50 · 4 answers · asked by matsapa4u 1 in Languages

Since FIFA highly regards Racism Issues, what will they do IF really the Italians did speaks out some Racism matters, giving verbal abuse to others.

2006-07-10 20:53:44 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in FIFA World Cup (TM)

2006-07-10 20:53:37 · 12 answers · asked by V.O.T.A 2 in Religion & Spirituality

We are going to Destin, FL on vacation. One of the attractions we want to go to is called Big Kahuna's Water Park. Has anyone beem there? What is it like? I have two children and want to make sure I will get my money's worth. They are 11 and 7.

2006-07-10 20:53:31 · 6 answers · asked by JuJuBee 1 in Amusement Parks

Kamelissa was a girl f my dreams. I met her 2 years ago and lost her last year.
Coz she got merried.
Untill this time i remmeber every word she told and every kiss of her lips. so thats it.

2006-07-10 20:53:24 · 12 answers · asked by Hasan H 1 in Singles & Dating

England seeded for Euro 2008 draw
England are among the top tier of seven seeds for Euro 2008 qualifying. They have been put in a group including defending champions and top seed Greece as well as Netherlands, Portugal, Czech Republic, France and Sweden. ----Italy and Germany are in the second group along with Croatia, Turkey, Poland, Spain and Romania.
Scotland have been placed in the fourth tier of teams, Wales in the fifth and Northern Ireland in the sixth for the draw on the 27 January 2007.
The seedings for each country have been based on qualifying for Euro 2004 and next summer's World Cup in Germany.
If Greece were not the holders they would only just have made it into the second tier with Germany making the top seven. -
Hosts Switzerland and Austria qualify automatically for the 16-team tournament. --The remaining 50 teams will be split into six groups of seven and one of eight with the winners and runners-up qualifying for the tournament.
Comments ? http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/4352990.stm

2006-07-10 20:53:24 · 10 answers · asked by RED-CHROME 6 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

Running Windows XP Media Center

2006-07-10 20:53:15 · 4 answers · asked by redsab 1 in Software

2006-07-10 20:53:04 · 17 answers · asked by Baby Girl 1 in Astronomy & Space

sometimes i think where Christ is now....

he surely maybe a light somewhere up to Space...

I miss him a lot.and i think we all need Him down here....

You think if we call Him to show again how would he appear?

2006-07-10 20:52:55 · 12 answers · asked by Helen from Greece 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Any tips to make sure this guy never forgets me in bed and leave him speechless. What kinds of things have girls done that have left you surprised?

2006-07-10 20:52:43 · 29 answers · asked by exotica 1 in Singles & Dating