All categories - 2 July 2006

2006-07-02 08:48:12 · 9 answers · asked by Gregory S 1 in Other - Science

Damn.

2006-07-02 08:48:04 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

do you point and laugh or what till he or she is not looking

2006-07-02 08:48:02 · 4 answers · asked by cheeze 2 in Friends

2006-07-02 08:47:52 · 9 answers · asked by Juicy 1 in Other - Society & Culture

what do u know and/or think about them ilove them i just get happy everytime a rock band with a female lead singer makes it YEA

2006-07-02 08:47:49 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Please be serious because it is a terrible problem effecting us all !!

2006-07-02 08:47:49 · 13 answers · asked by Jeffrey R 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I need to come up with a T-shirt design for my pre-pharmacy organization. If you have any cool ideas for a T-shirt design, please let me know! I need something that screams Pre-pharmacy! Thanks for helping!

2006-07-02 08:47:42 · 3 answers · asked by Sparkles 3 in Other - Visual Arts

2006-07-02 08:47:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I am 100% sure that I am the sexiest person here. I was hired by a modeling contract, and I personally believe I am in the top 10 when it comes to being the sexiest. I do not have a pic, I am sorry, but I know I am really sexy. I have the personality, face, and the body to woo all the girls.

2006-07-02 08:47:18 · 21 answers · asked by 120 IQ 4 in Singles & Dating

Lemme see your grill he has awesome bling in his teeth

2006-07-02 08:47:13 · 14 answers · asked by Taylurr Babee. 2 in Celebrities

Any of you had an experience with "ghosts"?? ( I used quotation marks because I don't know if they are real...)

2006-07-02 08:47:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

My husband and I have been having problems he's in the military and is gone alot, I found out that while we were in different states he decided to form a close friendship with a female on his ship, they both say nothing happened and she is also married, he claims she was just his listening ear and now I feel like I can't trust him he likes to go out with his friends alot and everytime he does I think he's going to sneak off and cheat. But I don't really know if he ever cheated on me what do I do? How can I fix it?

2006-07-02 08:47:06 · 9 answers · asked by YD 4 in Marriage & Divorce

me and this boy went out. we loved each other. 1 month after, we broke up. so now were friendz wit benifits. ii still like him and he still likes me. he considers me as his bestest bestest bestest friend in the girlfriend department. suld ii make a move and ask him out or suld ii juss let us be friendz wit benifits. but if u choose benifits, wut if he gets a girlfriend and ii get a boyfriend. wut happens then. you tell me.

2006-07-02 08:47:04 · 6 answers · asked by BOO 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-02 08:47:03 · 2 answers · asked by michele t 1 in Small Business

2006-07-02 08:47:00 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I am still having preg symptoms but blood test at DR is negative

Thanks

2006-07-02 08:46:51 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

only watching lesbian porno turns me on. never a man on woman. so am i lesbian?,i'm 17 years old,and i would never have sex with a guy.It gross,i had sex with a girl i loved it,and dated 2 guys but the first bf was like a friend more.Never kissed me or nothing,and my second bf i kissed him i did'nt like it at all,he wanted sex and i did ent want too,i don't like doing stuff with guys,and don't feel confortable huging them and beging around them,and i don't want to go out with a guy any more.

2006-07-02 08:46:50 · 25 answers · asked by rikkan171 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

Does anyone know where to get locker organizers/ accessories? I want to be really organized when school gets started back up, so if anyone knows a good place please tell me. Thanks!!

2006-07-02 08:46:45 · 6 answers · asked by Taylor Lee 2 in Other - Education

Willys cynical thought for the day;

Even on the most exalted throne you are still sitting on nothing but your asz!

Lurid accusations in ex-judge's penis-pump trial

Associated Press Jun. 28, 2006 01:04 PM

BRISTOW, Okla. - Serving on the jury in an indecent-exposure trial unfolding in this conservative Oklahoma town has been a giggle-inducing experience.

Former Judge Donald D. Thompson, a veteran of 23 years on the bench, is on trial on charges he used a penis pump on himself in the courtroom while sitting in judgment of others.

Over the past few days, the jurors have watched a defense attorney and a prosecutor pantomime masturbation. A doctor has lectured on the lengths the defendant was willing to go to enhance his sexual performance.

The white-handled sexual device sits before the jury box for hours at a time. Occasionally an attorney picks it up and squeezes the handle, demonstrating the "sh-sh" sound of air rushing through the contraption's plastic tubing.

The jurors sometimes exchange awkward looks and break into nervous laughter when the testimony takes a lurid turn.

Thompson, 59, is charged with four counts of indecent exposure, each punishable by up to 10 years in prison. If convicted, he would also have to register as a sex offender, and his $7,489.91-a-month pension would be in jeopardy.

Thompson's former court reporter, Lisa Foster, wiped away tears as she described tracing an unfamiliar "sh-sh" in the courtroom to her boss. She testified that between 2001 and 2003 she saw Thompson expose himself at least 15 times.

"I was really shocked and I was kind of scared because it was so bizarre," said Foster.

She testified that during a trial in 2002, she heard the pump during the emotional testimony of a murdered toddler's grandfather.

The grandfather "was getting real teary-eyed, and the judge was up there pumping on that pump," she said. "It was sickening."

The allegations came to light after a police officer who was in Thompson's court heard pumping sound3!and took photos of the device during a break in the proceedings.

Thompson took the stand in his own defense, saying the device was a gag gift from a longtime friend with whom he had joked about erectile dysfunction. He said he kept the pump under the bench or in his office but didn't use it.

"In 20-20 hindsight, I should have thrown it away," he said.

The R-rated testimony has produced occasional outbursts of laughter and surreal scenes. A man who once served as a juror in Thompson's court testified that he never saw the device, but figured out what it was based on movies he had seen.

The comment sent sidelong glances through the courtroom.

"It sounded like a penis pump to me," Daniel Greenwood testified. He said he had seen such devices in "Austin Powers" and "Dead Man on Campus."

Dr. S. Edward Dakil, a urologist called as an expert witness, repeatedly prompted laughter from the jury when discussion turned to the penis pump. Dakil defended use of the device after defense attorney Clark Brewster said it was an out-of-date treatment for erectile dysfunction.

"I still use those," Dakil testified.

Brewster paused.

"Not you, personally?" he asked.

"No," Dakil responded as jurors laughed. "I recommend those as a urologist."

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2006-07-02 08:46:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A damn funny joke sent in by Maani:

Three British educational institutions were commissioned by the government to discover why the human penis is the shaped the way it is.

Oxford University allocated a budget of #500,000 for research. After 2 years they concluded that the reason the head of the penis is wider than the shaft is that it fits better, when in situ, so to speak. This would prevent leakage of semen and increase the probability of successful fertilisation.

Cambridge University spent #750,000 on a research programme that lasted 3 years. The results showed that the penis widened near the tip because it maximised the number of nerve endings stimulated during sex. This would lead to increased sensitivity and a better chance of impregnation.

Finally, the Open University spent #2.50 on a copy of Playboy and 10 minutes in the staff toilet, only to discover that the penis widens at the tip in order to prevent your hand from slipping off the end.

2006-07-02 08:46:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i thought director bryan singer did an awsome job directing "superman returns? what do you think?

2006-07-02 08:46:35 · 9 answers · asked by JBR 1 in Movies

2006-07-02 08:46:25 · 16 answers · asked by Gemini 1 in Politics

2006-07-02 08:46:20 · 21 answers · asked by ifte™ 1 in Other - Health

if there was a way to make $4,632 a month from the comfort of your own home would it be worth 15 minutes of your time?

2006-07-02 08:46:07 · 7 answers · asked by dewee111 1 in Careers & Employment

on my myspace page i did something and i dont know wut it was that made my contact box disabled....can someone please help me

2006-07-02 08:46:00 · 5 answers · asked by blazian 1 in Programming & Design

For example, some people can catch on in math quicker than other people. If everyone's brain function the same way; why can't everyone use it to learn the same way? Also many people like myself try very hard to learn in math, but it feels impossible. {I wonder can people get a mental block}.Could it be the teaching?Are the teachers moving to fast which makes it harder for kids who learn at a slower paste to learn?

2006-07-02 08:45:57 · 26 answers · asked by Hoopster 1 in Higher Education (University +)

My 5 y/o daughter is obsessed with potty humor. Anything to do with "poop," "pee" or "butts" is absolutely hilarious to her. Ok I'll admit it was funny when she was younger, but it's just not funny anymore and it's gotten to the point where she thinks it's funny to talk about vaginas and penises. I cringe whenever I hear my little girl say penis! I've tried everything I can think of to discourage this behavior, but nothing seems to work. I'd really appreciate any advice other parents might have. Thanks.

2006-07-02 08:45:54 · 20 answers · asked by Linnygirl 5 in Parenting

Maybe because, being italian, I see the italian media? Have you ever heard of RAI (Radio Televisione Italiana)? BTW Do I have to tell you when I have to register? Did not know that you are the responsable here

2006-07-02 08:45:53 · 5 answers · asked by Rossonero 1 in Other - Football