Ive just recieved these and i know they are old but they made me laugh outloud !
"You know, somebody actually complimented me
on my driving today.
They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
So that was nice."
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you
give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster,
go for it.'
Guy goes into the doctor's.
"Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside
"How's that?"
"Don't you start"
A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only clingfilm for shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
"Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. "
"Is it common? "
"It's not unusual."
2006-06-27
01:39:20
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