Ive just recieved these and i know they are old but they made me laugh outloud !
"You know, somebody actually complimented me
on my driving today.
They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
So that was nice."
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you
give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster,
go for it.'
Guy goes into the doctor's.
"Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside
"How's that?"
"Don't you start"
A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only clingfilm for shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
"Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. "
"Is it common? "
"It's not unusual."
2006-06-27 01:39:20 · 25 answers · asked by willw8andc 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
They really cheered my day up thanks!!
2006-06-27 01:47:10 · answer #1 · answered by Irishbird3 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
why did the mom tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
she did not want to wake the sleeping pills.
i find these jokes funny and i don't think we need help funny is funny it makes us laugh and we enjoy them thats all that matters. lol
2006-06-27 08:47:56 · answer #2 · answered by littleluvkitty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crazy! The last one was good but the rest of 'em...
But to answer you question directly...then...you need help. Immediately!
2006-06-27 08:49:50 · answer #3 · answered by kaykay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little corny but I see nothing wrong... trying a new stand up routine?
2006-06-27 08:42:33 · answer #4 · answered by RAllen1st 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea good stuff i dont get the cricket ball 1
2006-06-27 09:45:06 · answer #5 · answered by wetnslippy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice clean jokes, makes a bit of a change
2006-06-27 08:51:00 · answer #6 · answered by giddy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q - Did you hear about the zoo that only had one small dog?
A - It was a Shitzu
Boom and indeed Boom!!!
2006-06-27 08:49:26 · answer #7 · answered by mrhaff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Short and sweet loverlyheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
2006-06-27 08:46:13 · answer #8 · answered by cheers 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the last thing adimaral nelson said to his men before they got on the ship?
"get on the ship men"
2006-06-27 08:44:09 · answer #9 · answered by marmitemanuk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some of them are funny but I wasn't on the floor
A little help is required.
2006-06-27 08:43:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whilst stood next to the cashpoint,an old lady asked me to check her balance. i pushed the old **** ova
2006-06-27 08:43:27 · answer #11 · answered by sharky69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋