All categories - 10 June 2006

2006-06-10 16:02:42 · 21 answers · asked by tictak kat 7 in Marriage & Divorce

RAISING BOYS:
a. For those with no children - this is totally hysterical! b. For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. c. For those who have children this age, this is not funny. d. For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning. e. For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control.
the Facts:
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house
4 inches deep.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 x 20 ft. room.
5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.
8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a
4 year old boy.
11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12. Super glue is forever.
13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15. VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

2006-06-10 16:02:40 · 17 answers · asked by Clyde 5 in Parenting

I would like to get this fixed if I can do it myself with something. The scratch is about 1 inch long. Does anyone know of some way I myself can fix this.

2006-06-10 16:02:24 · 2 answers · asked by f.griffin@sbcglobal.net 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

I mean, what's the message? The things that you fear- are what you fear. And you can't really fear fear- that would be somewhat illogical, wouldn't it?

2006-06-10 16:02:23 · 4 answers · asked by sweateredpanda 4 in Words & Wordplay

explain the process of neurotransmission from stimulus to action potential. thanks

2006-06-10 16:02:18 · 2 answers · asked by asianricepaper 2 in Mental Health

Why is the computer not responding good after resuming from standby?
I had a problem a month ago and called Dell cause the computer is only 2 months old, but I couldn't get on the internet. The Indian guy thought the motherboard might be bad. the other day I was compressing old files out of disk cleanup and sometime into disk cleanup there was a message about Windows files changed and insert disk ,but neither the operating system disk or the driver disk when put in dvrive E helped . I could'nt get rid of the message so I turned off the computer and ran disk cleanup again and this time it didn't do that.

2006-06-10 16:02:12 · 2 answers · asked by smoleklyn 2 in Other - Computers

I say, let Tony Stewart have a go at him. Or Kevin Harvick.

2006-06-10 16:02:09 · 12 answers · asked by carledwards99andtonystewart20fan 3 in Auto Racing

I have known this gentleman for 20 years and were reunited and have fallen madly in love and I still have a fear of the unknown after being married for 14 years.What to do???

2006-06-10 16:02:03 · 9 answers · asked by Bella 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-06-10 16:01:58 · 9 answers · asked by goodfella 1 in History

Or do you honestly think it dosen't matter. What do you think are the advantages of whatever kind you prefer?

2006-06-10 16:01:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I know i'm only in 7th grade but its never too early to scope things out! sooo whats a good school (in the US preferably) for a high school graduate of 2011???

2006-06-10 16:01:48 · 10 answers · asked by pinkyluvya 1 in Higher Education (University +)

My boyfriend hasnt held my hand or kissed me or ne thing.. I feel like i am a nobody But i always seem to break up with guys real soon after going out and i think im gonna break up with him i dont want to but i do. What should i do?1

2006-06-10 16:01:36 · 11 answers · asked by littlebitoliz 2 in Singles & Dating

I always hear about this online and see auctions for it on ebay...
it says that you will make money just for leaving your computer on while being connected to the internet, is this a scam or does it really work?

2006-06-10 16:01:31 · 6 answers · asked by GivinTakinKnowin 2 in Internet

2006-06-10 16:01:29 · 16 answers · asked by hear a who:) 2 in Other - Pets

In the T.V show Benson what is the state that the show is based in?

2006-06-10 16:01:23 · 4 answers · asked by Mrs. Mac 4 5 in Television

I was just wondering what happened to them..i watched the movies and it all ends where Troy was burned down..no furthewr details was availavle on what appened next.

2006-06-10 16:01:14 · 3 answers · asked by saharaarsnvel 1 in History

2006-06-10 16:01:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

It has a really catchy beat and some of it's lyrics are "...clap your hands...to the left to the left, let's go let's go..."

2006-06-10 16:01:09 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Just wonder why on tv we see big guys with normal women. I wouldn't find anything wrong with seeing a big women with a normal size men. I just get tried of always hearing women say there to big or they have to lose weight. I think big is beutiful also.

2006-06-10 16:01:07 · 5 answers · asked by tannya 3 in Singles & Dating

this guy and i were togetehr now for about 6 yr we were engaged but lately ...we are really tore up...i feel like he dont care about me b/c he got mad b/ci cant move out of my parents house yet and he wants to go then he started spening less and less time with me now we barley talk he says he loves and misses me but yet we cant seem to get over this and he seems to care less and less what do i do ??

2006-06-10 16:00:59 · 20 answers · asked by dream_star16 2 in Marriage & Divorce

1) Some one know the cricket score offhand?

2) Hows our teem doing?

3) Who's leading at this point?

2006-06-10 16:00:58 · 3 answers · asked by Dave 1 in Cricket

there is a definite odor that is distinct just before during and after it rains, what are we smelling? I will know the right answer when I see it.

2006-06-10 16:00:55 · 27 answers · asked by Mystic 2 in Weather

I would like to know if there are any possible ways I can setup somthing like a paypal account and instead of getting money sent to a card get it sent to a home address

2006-06-10 16:00:51 · 4 answers · asked by imvs07 2 in Credit

2006-06-10 16:00:30 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

http://www.alphadictionary.com/articles/yankeetest.html

2006-06-10 16:00:26 · 44 answers · asked by Hayley 4 in Polls & Surveys

I can't believe he was cheating on Jennifer with her. Bad luck come to people who cheat. Angelina was like 4 months pregnant in January! Brad and Jennifer broke up October 29th. Which means he was cheating on Jennifer with that &!%@# long before they even were separated.

And now Angelina and Brad try to act like they are such good people, bullcrap, they are just like any other cheating liar, and will eventually pay for their mistakes.
Can you believe them?

2006-06-10 16:00:22 · 25 answers · asked by crystal & benjamin 5 in Celebrities

2006-06-10 16:00:12 · 6 answers · asked by DmanLT21 5 in Other - Business & Finance

2006-06-10 16:00:12 · 15 answers · asked by meme 1 in Psychology

2006-06-10 16:00:11 · 23 answers · asked by GaPeach 2 in Singles & Dating

what are their distinct functions or jurisdiction when it comes to dealing with airline passengers and the security of the flights?

2006-06-10 15:59:56 · 2 answers · asked by meco031719 3 in Government