Lebanon

Good Humos bi tahini recipe?

2007-03-10 13:23:02 · 8 answers · asked by Kingo 2

Two Lebanese sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground. SheepHerder1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump! SheepHerder2: What about the sheep?!? SheepHerder1: Screw the sheep!!!! SheepHerder2: (pause) Do you think we have time?

2007-03-10 05:20:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

2007-03-10 02:12:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

does anyone know when the next official cencus in Lebanon (middle east) is schedueled. and no silly answers please

2007-03-09 19:00:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

A Nun asked her class to write notes to God.
Here are some they handed in:
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Dear God :
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool.
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Dear God:
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You keep the ones You already have?
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Dear God :
Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other if they had their own rooms. That's what my Mom did for me and my brother.
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Dear God:
If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.
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Dear God :
I bet it is very hard to love everyone in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I'm having a hard time loving all of them.
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Dear God:
In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?
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Dear God :
Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?
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2007-03-09 18:14:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

"what" not who (up to 3 items)
and for those who are joined at the hip with their pc, yes there will be power.

2007-03-09 15:13:27 · 23 answers · asked by webby 5

2007-03-08 21:32:45 · 37 answers · asked by webby 5

Nasrala of the hezbo, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a Psychic about the date of his death.

Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: "You will die on a Jewish holiday."

"Which one?'" Nasrala asks nervously.

"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. "Whenever you die, it'll be a Jewish holiday."

2007-03-08 05:42:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

An Lebanese man, an American man and Claudia Schiffer were sitting together in a carriage in a train. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carraiges and it went completely dark.

Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Lebanese man were sitting as if nothing had happened and the English man had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there.

The Englishman was thinking, "The Lebanese fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead."

Claudia Schiffer was thinking, "The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Lebanese fella and got slapped for it."

And the Lebanese man was thinking, "This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that English bastard again."

2007-03-08 05:23:27 · 13 answers · asked by Pinky 6

so,moving out there in like a couple of months with friends and have no idear what to expect , advice.

ok so i've been away from home before once
i was in liberia it was warm always ,not sunny
just the humidity was too much for me ,like being in a sauna.

what is the climate like ?
what season ?,it 's just tuning spring at home
what kinda clothes should i pack ?
i was told to bring a couple of jumpers for night as it would get cold.
waste .it was too warm at night to wear clothes nevermind jumpers.


currency what type of money should i bring ?
do they take travellers cheque . clueless

what is their feeling towards irish ?
i know a lot of people who are negative toward polish people in ireland i think there very polite and always say hello in the gym.

any personnal advice and tips appreicated

2007-03-08 01:04:57 · 6 answers · asked by johnc 4

i have her first and last name, and her birth date.

2007-03-07 16:39:23 · 8 answers · asked by taste_my_mind86 1

1.Run for ur life?
2.Ladies:Hide ur mens?
3.Push Milo F Towards her?
4.Ask for her signature?
5.Ask her to sing u ur favourite song from her?

2007-03-07 01:09:51 · 20 answers · asked by Pinky 6

in not happy in my current job, theres no going forward, nothing to gain or learn, so i need some good websites where i can find some jobs in it, in Lebanon!txsssssss

2007-03-06 19:05:06 · 5 answers · asked by LiLi 4

'If you have an itch in your ear, and you stick your finger in to scratch it - what feels the most satisfaction, the finger or the ear'?

Its a psycology question and you can take it to any meaning you want to...

2007-03-06 00:11:42 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital.
He motioned for his nurse to come near.
"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.
"I would really like to see Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton before I die." whispered the priest.
"I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse.
The nurse sent the request to the Senate and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived.
Kennedy and Clinton would be delighted to visit the priest.
As they went to the hospital, Clinton commented to Kennedy
"I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images." Kennedy couldn't help but agree.
When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Kennedy's hand in his right hand and Clinton 's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.
Finally Senator Kennedy spoke.

2007-03-05 16:41:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Who are the hottest women on the face of this earth? I say these Victoria Secret models: Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Gisele Bundchen >>>>>What can i say about Alessandra, she is the hottest woman alive >>>>> :-))

2007-03-05 12:49:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

select one of them

1. which is more loyal men or women?

2.which is more hard worker men or women?

3.which is more lover to his/her family men or women ?

4.which is more kind men or women?

5.which is more religious men or women?

2007-03-04 23:15:43 · 14 answers · asked by First♥ 3

And what do you do for a living??? do you think you are taking a good salary after all the month's work..

I don't :) i work as an assitant project manager.

2007-03-04 21:25:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

I do...I think he is very funny.

I also like Tahseen..

2007-03-04 13:02:35 · 7 answers · asked by Kingo 2

I have posted a few questions so far already about me and my boyfriend and our plan to go to Lebanon this summer. About 2 weeks ago, my boyfriend's mother had a heart attack, and he went back to Lebanon by his self. This is going to cause numerous problems with his visa, and it is going to be a mess but it is something that he had to do, and I am glad he went over to be with her as she is recovering.

This is not really a question, so much as he has asked me to come over this summer by myself. As in I will leave Ohio (where I live) and fly to New York (Connecting flight) and then either connect in France or England to then go to Lebanon. I have never been out of North America, and I have never ever in my life traveled anywhere by myself. This whole idea really terrifies me. I was just wondering, how difficult that people who have flown from the USA to Lebanon has found it. Most of the flights we found are through a company called Alitalia.

2007-03-04 10:18:08 · 10 answers · asked by Hola Everybody! 2

what do you think about the village aine akkoub in akkar?????

2007-03-03 21:09:24 · 6 answers · asked by fatma 4

i just want to know what villages everyone lives in and what they think of the village they live in..........

2007-03-03 21:07:15 · 16 answers · asked by fatma 4

I am Lebanese but Why do I hate syrians?

2007-03-03 16:59:57 · 16 answers · asked by Roger A 1

She made Kafta the first day, she put tomato on the left overs the next day and we ate them with rice, now there are 3 pieces left I told her to make kafta soup for tomorrow so she got upset.
what do you think we should do with them?

2007-03-03 02:32:25 · 11 answers · asked by fares 3

Well,as we know,there is Mcdonalds in Beirut,Joneih and etc...

And Thank God after living 10 years in Tripoly,
their going to open Mcdonalds! yeeepyyyy

Why am so happy?Cuz yes am from Australia,and all aussies
die for Mcdonalds!

So 1st thing when it opens,am going to make an order now,
and its Happy Meal,oh oh i cant wait what toy am i going to get!

So ur all invited to Tripoly to have launch with me in Mcdonalds,
so all the 7sab 3alayi, so yalla make ur orders now!!

2007-03-02 23:16:50 · 15 answers · asked by Pinky 6

So I've heard many people defend the hijab as a means for protecting a woman's modesty from the lustful eyes of men/to prevent sexual harrasment. My question then is what does this say about the men in societies where hijabs are worn if the women feel the need to go to such measures to protect their modesty? Why do the women have to adjust their lifestyles by donning the hijab when it is the men who were misbehaving to begin with?

2007-03-02 23:08:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

When i was a kid, my mommy told me that if i kissed a boy or if he kissed me i would get pregnant :P LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

And ALSO THE ONE THAT TOPS THEM ALLL

My Freinds Mommy told her

Ya MAMA is a boy holds your hand you will get pregnant and die and never see us again .... AHAAHHAAHAH

Whats your crazy mommy story :D

2007-03-02 23:07:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

Would you eat these list or would you prefer to die???
1- Mice
2- Cockroaches
3- Worms
4- Snakes
5- Frogs

for me i would actually die than eat these, NYUKK NYUKK NYUKKK

2007-03-02 23:00:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-03-02 18:44:50 · 7 answers · asked by Lee Edward 1

i was born in australia going to lebanon, im looking for a site that would show me photos or videos of nice places that i can enjoy with my family. seing as i was living here my whole life i want to go there and...."feel" lebanon..(eg. my dad wants to get a solar/electric heater and because we want to experience lebanon life we told him we want a heater in which we have to chop the wood for). im sure after staying there for a year were gana ela3an the se3ah we changed most things my dad was putting in the house....hahahaha......
thanks .

2007-03-02 18:32:17 · 6 answers · asked by fatma 4