When i was a kid, my mommy told me that if i kissed a boy or if he kissed me i would get pregnant :P LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
And ALSO THE ONE THAT TOPS THEM ALLL
My Freinds Mommy told her
Ya MAMA is a boy holds your hand you will get pregnant and die and never see us again .... AHAAHHAAHAH
Whats your crazy mommy story :D
2007-03-02 23:07:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Lebanon
I feel cheated.
My mum is way too normal, I missed out on these things.
2007-03-03 11:13:19 · answer #1 · answered by webby 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well.....
I have several stories from my childhood, but one that came to my mind just now is : my brother and I didnt like to sleep the nap, and for my dad was sacred.
As we made noise, my mom put a black glove in one hand and showed us that "black hand" through the window, talking with a strange voice,......... till my brother went to the hand very silently..opened his mouth, and bit one of her fingers.
She never made something like that again..........lol
2007-03-03 19:10:45 · answer #2 · answered by حلاَمبرا hallambra 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
My mama told me once,if i kiss a boy or if i let a boy kiss
she will beat the sh*t out of me! haha
oh i love my mama.
2007-03-03 09:30:53 · answer #3 · answered by Pinky 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I asked my mother when I was young back in 1970 when I was 6 years old from where do babies come from and she told me that if she and my dad pray all night she would be pregnant.
:P
2007-03-03 14:15:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
My mother was and is still uptight about almost everything and it just pisses me off! Don't remind me Life lol.
I hate these stories parents make. They are basically lying to their children.
2007-03-03 11:24:39 · answer #5 · answered by Smutty 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My momma told me that if I stuffed my fat face with even more donuts I would become skinny and beautiful. I think she was lying just cuz she wanted me to look like her.
2007-03-03 07:15:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mother always told me that when I marry "bent ennas" I should treat hear well. But since I married Joyce I'm off the hook.
2007-03-03 10:00:37 · answer #7 · answered by fares 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
on the way to my grandmother's house as a there is a paper mill and it stinks to high heaven. my mom used to tell me that it was a dirty sock factory, "for people who want dirty socks", and I totally believed her
2007-03-03 07:12:03 · answer #8 · answered by Jerrica Starlight 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG...LMAO
Nope...all I got was the birds and the bees story
2007-03-03 08:09:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He He:).... My Story was true.. some how..
2007-03-03 07:12:52 · answer #10 · answered by babyyocca 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋