A Nun asked her class to write notes to God.
Here are some they handed in:
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Dear God :
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool.
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Dear God:
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You keep the ones You already have?
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Dear God :
Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other if they had their own rooms. That's what my Mom did for me and my brother.
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Dear God:
If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.
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Dear God :
I bet it is very hard to love everyone in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I'm having a hard time loving all of them.
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Dear God:
In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?
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Dear God :
Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?
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2007-03-09 18:14:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Lebanon
Dear God:
Is it true my father won't get into heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?
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Dear God:
Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
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Dear God:
Who draws the lines around the countries?
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Dear God :
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church. Is that OK?
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Dear God:
Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if You did, then I'm going to get my brother good.
Dear God:
Thank You for the baby brother, but I think you got confused because what I prayed for was a puppy.
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Dear God:
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
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Dear God:
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
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Dear God:
You don't have to worry about me; I always look both ways.
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Dear God :
I think about You sometimes, even when I'm not praying.
2007-03-09 18:15:41 · update #1
Dear God:
Of all the people who worked for You, I like Noah and David the best.
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Dear God :
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they?
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Dear God:
I would like to live 900 years just like the guy in the Bible.
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Dear God :
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it. So, I bet he stole Your idea.
2007-03-09 18:16:08 · update #2
I love this one
Dear God:
Thank You for the baby brother, but I think you got confused because what I prayed for was a puppy.
HAHAAHA
2007-03-09 18:17:00 · update #3
That's so cute...I loved it...Thanks
My favorite is
Dear God :
I bet it is very hard to love everyone in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I'm having a hard time loving all of them.
2007-03-10 05:58:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Classic
2016-03-28 22:26:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful!!
2007-03-10 13:50:33 · answer #3 · answered by lesroys 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are so funny.
Gotta love little kids. They're so creative.
2007-03-09 18:23:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha.. I love kids and animals because they are innocent, blunt and straight forward.
2007-03-09 22:32:55 · answer #5 · answered by Smutty 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey beautiful,
lolololol hahahaha they were very nice thanx for the laugh...
2007-03-09 21:01:25 · answer #6 · answered by fatma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the funniest thing i've ever read.
2007-03-10 08:54:01 · answer #7 · answered by dream_angel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is Hilarious
2007-03-09 18:18:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOOOL
Thanks for sharing.
2007-03-10 07:13:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
KIDS RULE!!!
2007-03-10 19:36:28 · answer #10 · answered by gone 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋