I was so poor growing up... if I wasn't a boy... I'd have nothing to play with.
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over; nobody's
home." I went over. Nobody was home.
During s*x, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the
other night she called me from a hotel.
One day I came home early from work... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy,"Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early".
It's been a rough day I got up this morning... put a shirt on and a
button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off.
I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.
I was such an ugly kid... When I played in the sandbox, the cat
kept covering me up.
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
I was such an ugly baby... My mother never breast-fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.
I'm so ugly... My father carries around a picture of the kid who
came with his wallet
2006-10-05
22:48:17
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14 answers
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orion
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South Africa