Will ESPN be rooting for their favorite veteran QB Tom Brady or their former college pretty boy favorite, rookie QB Matt Leinart? They love to kiss both of their behinds so much I'll bet they're torn between their two loves, lmao. If there was a way for three teams to compete at once on the same field and it were the Bengals vs. the Patriots vs. the Cardinals they would jump off of a cliff because then they'd be torn between Tom Brady, Carson Palmer, AND Matt Leinart. OH MY WHAT WOULD THEY DO!?!? HOW WOULD THEY EVER PICK WHO TO SHAMELESSLY ROOT FOR WHEN THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE UNBIASED? LMAO
Also, who would they pathetically suck up to more between the coaches, Bill Belichick, Marvin Lewis, or "Denny" Greene as they like to call him? I think they'd suck up to Greene and Lewis equally so they don't appear to be racists heaven forbid (rolling my eyes in sarcasm).
2006-08-19
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