Who will they root for tonight?

Question

Will ESPN be rooting for their favorite veteran QB Tom Brady or their former college pretty boy favorite, rookie QB Matt Leinart? They love to kiss both of their behinds so much I'll bet they're torn between their two loves, lmao. If there was a way for three teams to compete at once on the same field and it were the Bengals vs. the Patriots vs. the Cardinals they would jump off of a cliff because then they'd be torn between Tom Brady, Carson Palmer, AND Matt Leinart. OH MY WHAT WOULD THEY DO!?!? HOW WOULD THEY EVER PICK WHO TO SHAMELESSLY ROOT FOR WHEN THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE UNBIASED? LMAO

Also, who would they pathetically suck up to more between the coaches, Bill Belichick, Marvin Lewis, or "Denny" Greene as they like to call him? I think they'd suck up to Greene and Lewis equally so they don't appear to be racists heaven forbid (rolling my eyes in sarcasm).

OK Wild raft, I love football, I just hate the media. They always pick their favorites and kiss their behinds. Such as Bill Walsh and the 69ers aka the 49ers of the 80's. I got sick of hearing about them and I hate them to this day. What makes it worse is when a team that they don't like wins a championship or two they try their hardest to dig up all the dirt they can about the franchise or that particular team.

Answer 1

i hate espn

Answer 2

Ok obviously you've got some issues. But the answer your question is Tom Brady. They may love to kiss the behinds of Leinart and Palmer, but a THREE TIME Super Winner will always have his butt kissed more than anyone.

Answer 3

If you want to see them torn as to which asses to kiss more, wait until they cover the Red Sux and Yankees tomorrow night.

Answer 4

Here's a thought.....if you don't like football, watch something else.