Hear me out ,to christians I promise me and my minions will all withdraw to Hell to party eternally while you all stay here making origami cranes and hugging each other,or whatever it is you do,plus a get-out-of-hell -free card.For muslims I promise you each your own personal Jinn and three wishes,(no wishing for more wishes)Atheists can do whatever they want as they do not believe in me anyway,traditional satanists get my respect and their own personal winged ape-demon,modern satanists get a condo in Pandemonium, Buddhists can kill one of their enemies without having to come back as a cockroach,and last but not least hindus get a free pass to sizzler's.Can I count on your vote?
2006-11-23
13:21:11
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