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2006-11-23 13:41:30 · 31 answers · asked by Lolo 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Why would a virgin sudedenly start putting out once she got to heaven?

2006-11-23 13:44:54 · answer #1 · answered by Mudcat 3 · 5 1

Don't be in such a rush, there are several other things you need to know besides just a just a number.
1. Virginity is over rated. Sure, virgins are less likely to venereal disease (there are no diseases in heaven) and they usually do not have enough experience to tell whether you are a sexual bozo or a sexual Olympian but that's about it. If virginity is preferred because of the latter reason, that speaks forcefully that the person is a serious looser.
2. Virgins were environmentally selected not to breed, either because they are too young or for some other reason. If you want a virgin because she is too young to breed, again, LOOSER. Of course you may have a fetish for some genetic defect, that may be OK, but how many do you need?
3. Why would a person want a virgin. to make them non-virgins? If you aren't a looser, what's the point in having a virgin.
If you are a virgin, learning together may be an exciting adventure. If you aren't a virgin, what's your problem?

2006-11-23 14:16:52 · answer #2 · answered by valcus43 6 · 1 1

0. At least, when I did a search, I saw nothing about martyrs receiving virgins. Actually, there is nothing about a certain number of virgins in the Quran at all. It speaks of maids with large eyes, but no number and no sense of virginity. I'll post what I did find.

[004:069] Whoever obeys Allah and the messenger shall reside in the company of those whom Allah has blessed _ the prophets, the sincere and the truthful, the martyrs, and the righteous ones. They are such excellent companions!

[009:052] Say, “In our case, what you await is (nothing except) one of the two wonderful gains _ (victory or martyrdom). And in your case, what we are waiting for, is whether Allah will punish you Himself, or by our hands. (So wait on) we (too) are waiting with you.

[033:023] Among the believers are men who have made good on their promise with Allah. Some of them have redeemed their pledges (and have been martyred), others await their turn. There has not been any change (in their determination) at all.

[039:069] And the earth shall shine by the light of its Lord: And the book shall be laid open, and the prophets and the martyrs shall be brought as witnesses; and judgement shall be given between them with truth, and they shall not be treated unjustly.

2006-11-23 14:24:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The story goes that it is 70 virgins on 70 sheets in 70 rooms, however this directly contradicts the teaching of Jesus in Mark 12:24-25 that states human sexuality is not part of the divine order after physical death, and I'm afraid what some would call a martyr God calls a murderer, and no murderer has eternal life dwelling in him (I John 3:15)

2006-11-23 13:53:09 · answer #4 · answered by wefmeister 7 · 1 2

howdy you - has it fairly been that long? something approximately this became into ringing some bells... lol Sorry, checklist! very sturdy question. according to hazard the girls get the mum of All severe domicile Makeovers, additionally favourite as Re-Virginizing, then they are in a position to take transport of away, returned. No center value needed.

2016-12-10 14:39:37 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Why are you guys so interested in the story of the 72 virgins ? And where in the world did you get that? It sounds awfully lame nowadays and as for you missy, Why are YOU so interested in those virgins huh? not homosexual are u?

2006-11-23 14:03:35 · answer #6 · answered by SlayDBeast 2 · 1 0

I swear this page keep laughing some of yalls answer are a trip.
These folks are all mess up in the head and they need help! Sucide bombers are brain wash in thinking these things! I see this everyday on the news there are some sick people who do these folk wrong and I just pray that Jesus come to them and tell to wake up.

2006-11-23 14:45:47 · answer #7 · answered by cattitude1970 2 · 0 1

None. The fact is that standards of happiness will vary. In our materialistic life something like sex could make us happy for a while. But in the eternity, the happiness will dwell from living in perfection with god.

2006-11-23 13:51:53 · answer #8 · answered by rgeorgy 1 · 2 0

A martyr will not receive any virgins for killing anyone. in heaven there is no such thing as different sexes we will be spiritual beings thus eliminating the need for sex.

2006-11-23 13:48:29 · answer #9 · answered by mountstormer 2 · 0 2

After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven. There he was greeted by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across his face and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry appoached and punched Osama in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed." James Madison entered, kicked Osama in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama many times with a long cane and said, "it was evil men like you that provided me the inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!" These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the Muslim terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said to the Angel, "This is not what you promised me!"

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven. What did you think I said?"

2006-11-23 13:43:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 8 2

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