A few weeks ago, I went to Wal-Mart, which I hate to do since they are Satan, but, I went there to get bicycle inner tube. I went in through the Lawn & Garden department, because that part of the store isn't as offensive to me as all the plastic stuff and cheap t-shirts and people runnning their shopping carts into you. Well,what do I see? Christmas stuff. In the first part of October.They used to wait until after Thanksgiving to do that, now, they are speeding it up. I guess after Thanksgiving they will be putting out Fourth of July things. If they keep speeding it up like this, they will probably get a year ahead of themselves which is likely to cause some wrinkle in the time space continuum. Is that Wal-Marts objective? Will they be selling things to people now that they can't use until after they die? I can see it now, date 10/30/2008 sales flyer "Hurry in for our 2054 Christmas Savings!" Wal-Mart is trying to speed up my life, and it goes fast enough already. What do you think?
2007-10-31
07:46:54
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