A few weeks ago, I went to Wal-Mart, which I hate to do since they are Satan, but, I went there to get bicycle inner tube. I went in through the Lawn & Garden department, because that part of the store isn't as offensive to me as all the plastic stuff and cheap t-shirts and people runnning their shopping carts into you. Well,what do I see? Christmas stuff. In the first part of October.They used to wait until after Thanksgiving to do that, now, they are speeding it up. I guess after Thanksgiving they will be putting out Fourth of July things. If they keep speeding it up like this, they will probably get a year ahead of themselves which is likely to cause some wrinkle in the time space continuum. Is that Wal-Marts objective? Will they be selling things to people now that they can't use until after they die? I can see it now, date 10/30/2008 sales flyer "Hurry in for our 2054 Christmas Savings!" Wal-Mart is trying to speed up my life, and it goes fast enough already. What do you think?
2007-10-31 07:46:54 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Wal Mart is the spawn of Satan. It makes me feel dirty everytime I have to go in that place.
2007-10-31 07:53:11 · answer #1 · answered by Gawdless Heathen 6 · 9⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! 8TM you and I are in the same brain, I was thinking precisely that same exact thing when i was in wal-mart last week. I saw Santas and crap, and not a thanksgiving thing in sight! Not even Halloween yet! I was like, WTF? Did I miss something? Is it November already?
And Wal-Mart itself? Satan, in every sense of the imagination. Has anyone else noticed that they have literally fifty check out stations, and NOBODY on them? The most I have ever seen out of fifty was 20, during Christmas! Like, two days before Christmas, there were twenty registers open! Lines so long you couldn't move!
Right after New years, I believe they put out Valentines day crap, and right before Valentines day they do Easter and St. Patty's. It SUCKS!
STUPID WALMART!
2007-11-01 01:31:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's so nice to see that Wal-mart shoppers are the same by you as they are by me. I only shop there when I have absolutely no other choice - not only because Wal-mart is the root of all evil, but because people ram their carts into you..... and they don't care! They also let their children run about frantically. I h-a-t-e that place.
I know my rant didn't answer your question, sorry :)
2007-10-31 15:08:03 · answer #3 · answered by Nea 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
WalMart is truly evil. I became a believer in their evilness when I went once to one of the 24-hour stores because it was 2am and nothing else was open. It was like "Night of the Living Dead"! Zombie-like people in there shopping, loading up on Sam's club brand chips and cigarettes, a 9-months-too-late couple getting married at the WalMart express chapel, guys in seedy raincoats stepping through the curtains to the video booths of the WalMart adult bookstore section(truly scary, the only adult bookstore I've seen with Thomas Kinkade prints on the wall!), a sign-up sheet posted on the wall for WalMart employees to schedule their company-mandated lobotomies.....
I'll NEVER go through such a horrifying experience again! Next time I'll just rob a 7 Eleven like I normally do....
2007-10-31 20:11:20 · answer #4 · answered by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
:)
My first experience at a Wal-Mart was memorable. As I walked through the parking lot, I noticed a white pickup truck with red smears and streaks on the back. A pool of red filled the concrete below. I peered into the truck bed and saw 2 beautiful dead deer looking at me as if to ask "Why?"
It was my first and my last experience at a Wal-Mart.
2007-10-31 16:06:38 · answer #5 · answered by inbetweendays 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You just noticed this? Costco does the same thing and some other stores as well.
By the way, Wal-Mart, after its "employee problems", started working on being green (obviously to generate some good press), but have found that both green and sustainability are very viable options for them. So I'd say that they are no longer Satan....
2007-10-31 14:52:36 · answer #6 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
First of all, I think you're absolutely right. Wal Mart IS Satan... wearing a happy face mask.
In addition to manipulating time, I think they're working on opening a stable wormhole so they can cheaply transport goods from their Southeast-Asian sweatshop factories to their North American sweatshop warehouses.
2007-11-01 13:57:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sam's had the X-mas crap out in July of this year!
JULY PEOPLE!
Christmas isn't a holiday as much as it is a fiscal season for retailers with the largest manufacturer being China!
Just duck when you see the tachyon particles coming at you.
2007-10-31 15:44:30 · answer #8 · answered by Atrum Animus AM 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I hate to tell you this darling but WalMart is hell and they are rushing to get us there ASAP!
LOL I don't know what the deal was with those goat herders that wrote the bible. You would think instead of all that Revelations crap they would have just wrote what you just did.
Congrats hon you have just for told the true stories of the bible.
I don't suppose you have any goats so not many will see you as a credible source...sorry.
2007-10-31 14:56:07 · answer #9 · answered by queen of snarky-yack again 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Every store does this now. This store near my house used to have an awesome Halloween section, now the Xmas section has completely usurped the Halloween section, and this was a week before October 31st...
2007-10-31 14:53:29 · answer #10 · answered by mutterhals 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋