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REVERSE LIFE

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School:
drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous...

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you
have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
in spa-like conditions -
central heating, room service on tap, and then...

You finish off as an orgasm.

2007-05-01 23:27:41 · 7 answers · asked by Alice in Wonderbra 7

Do you remember having to collect money from strangers that relied on you to hurl a wad of newspaper at their homes?
Do you remember the alzheimers patients in the convalsecent home that would talk your ear off if you gave them half a chance out of politeness and decency?

Do you remember getting shaken down for your pocket change by the gang kids living on welfare?

Do you remember balancing a load of papers on your 2 wheeled bicycle and NOBODY wore a helmet?

Do you remember doing all of this so you could order some radio or a lamp out of a catalog?

What the hell were our parents thinking?

2007-05-01 21:16:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

please answer me!

2007-05-01 21:06:25 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous

.Suggest a name or say where can i get it
I prefer kerala style names as well as western ones

2007-05-01 20:37:07 · 4 answers · asked by rosh 3

......... if I reply to that person in the comment section, should they get an email to advise of the comment.

I think they should

2007-05-01 20:05:07 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-05-01 19:23:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

i mean in this generations, i personally know the average in my town and when i tell people ....they get very surprised, so guess the average age that teens these days lose it! and if you want to add when you did!

2007-05-01 18:50:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

Don't give me the religious stuff, its not a real explanation because there are too many religions out there to be unique.
Lets say that both parties are using safe practices and that the girl do it because it is her choice. I think that human trafficking and forced prositution is morally wrong.
I'm talking about prostitution as a choice of free will.
I think that its the oldest profession in human existence. Its exist in society as a mean for men to get their thing on and then be on their way back to their daily life. Girls who need the cash simply do it and be on her way as well. As for people who are in relationships: If they are dumb enough to make the dirty choice then its strictly their choice to ruin their relationship. As far as the law is concerned, I think it is illegal in most area of the world because people are just uncomfortable about the idea of people selling sex for money.

2007-05-01 18:46:37 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

Ask any Doctor and he'll tell you what our hospital ER's are full of. You should not march for "your" rights in this country if you aren't from this country. I do not want to use your countries language. If you are so proud and waving Mexico's flag around this country, then why don't you live in your country? I want to hear from hardworking Americans, the US military, the real taxpayers, and others...How much more are we supposed to take? To me, America can only take so much before we sink like the Titanic?
Why doesn't Mexico take better care of it's people?
I am not a racist, but a realist.
You shouldn't be able to just run to a country and then say you automatically have it's rights, that's crazy.
This country is already burdened enough with all the extra people and their offspring, I say that's enough. We need a No More Vacancy Sign. Otherwise, real Americans who were born here will eventually get crowded out of their own country.

2007-05-01 18:09:46 · 26 answers · asked by InstantMagic 2

2007-05-01 17:31:38 · 23 answers · asked by Libby 5

2007-05-01 17:10:52 · 20 answers · asked by xomgitsmaix 1

Before you just answer the first group, isnt dressing like your older, against the system. I am against the trends of our MTV dominated, and infiltrated society. to be punk is to be not what is percieved as punk. be gone emo kids. I am anti- percieved cool.

2007-05-01 17:09:25 · 4 answers · asked by angsty and confused 1

I feel that I'm going to have a hard time wording this so I'll try my best:

When I'm on the internet I'll see white ppl typing about how they're becoming a minority and they're all up in arms about it. There are some ppl who say whites are the minority now. Soon after I see post about how minorities get special rights. (which cancels out the statement of whites being a minority cause if they were they would be getting the special rights they are saying other races get)

Why are there some white ppl who are afraid of being the minority? Why are there some white ppl who feel that they are in the minority now when they are, quite obviously, in the majoroity?

I'm just curious. I'm not trying to be mean, and I'm sorry if I'm coming off that way.

2007-05-01 16:16:18 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

I know it's wrong, and the ugly one needs the money just as much as the pretty one, but the pretty waitress always gets a better tip...God help the Waiter, he's lucky to get 10%. Why do my friends and I do this? Are we Evil? Anyone else do this?

2007-05-01 16:00:35 · 10 answers · asked by photoguy1967 3

This past saturday their were 6 letters in the mail all the same envelope and inside all the same letter. A letter directed to my parents telling them that I am on drugs and it has gotten out of control. So im getting these random letters accusing me of something I have never done in my life, and my parents also know I have not. I mean im a full time college student who works and I have gotten 6 saturday, 3 monday, and 3 today(tuesday). All the same envelope with no return adress same stamps, and inside the same letter. They have the postal ink stamps on them and some say Baltimore, others say Suburban MD, and the others say Southern MD.....I need help....who is sending me these and what are suburban and southern MD. The post office told me Suburban is gaithersburg MD....any1 know how i can find out...i really want to kno my mailbox is being bombarded with these crazy letters.

2007-05-01 15:41:17 · 5 answers · asked by thegr8one246 1

Are there green eyed people in your country and which country are you from??

I am mexican and there are quiet a few green eyed people in my village of origin in Mexico. Mexican with spanish names and married to some.

My brother in law is from another province of Mexico of Michocaon and he has green eyes

2007-05-01 15:36:45 · 19 answers · asked by elmexicano 1

Where does this expression come from, and what does it mean ?

Thank u !

2007-05-01 15:34:35 · 2 answers · asked by Jon 2

2007-05-01 15:20:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

This was brought up in a court case so how much $$$ is she worth????

2007-05-01 15:18:06 · 6 answers · asked by Gypsy Gal 6

Hurricanes, global warming, peek oil, wars.....Isn't time we elected a new one?

2007-05-01 14:57:58 · 4 answers · asked by jeanie_in_a_beer_bottle 1

thats just plain weird....i mean its just in latina girls they call spicy and i think it weird....

2007-05-01 14:50:27 · 3 answers · asked by hi 2

2007-05-01 14:40:43 · 10 answers · asked by Gypsy Gal 6

What does your name mean? Mine means twin (Thomas). Just curious.
Later days.

2007-05-01 14:23:56 · 29 answers · asked by You Ask & I Answer!!! 4

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One of my teachers's freinds has a son name "harry bottoms".
Whats the most weird name you ever heardof ? (weirdest watever even though thats not a word)

2007-05-01 14:21:40 · 9 answers · asked by skdjmv 3

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Was I wrong?
I asked a professor of mine from last semester for a recommendation for a graduate program and he refused because he said I didn't "perform up to highest standards" .... and that he didn't think his recommendation would get me into the program. I got an A- in his class... he was acting like I got a C!!! Should I not have asked him for a recommendation?

2007-05-01 14:20:00 · 13 answers · asked by zoey 1

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