REVERSE LIFE
I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School:
drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous...
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you
have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
in spa-like conditions -
central heating, room service on tap, and then...
You finish off as an orgasm.
2007-05-01 23:27:41 · 7 answers · asked by Alice in Wonderbra 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
NEV
It doesn't have to be your mother!! Maybe it would be an Angelina Jolie thing!!!!!
2007-05-02 05:16:02 · update #1
...and don't talk dirty to Spidy because he gave me a Star. I find his answer cute. Really.
2007-05-02 05:21:54 · update #2
I would never be able to look my mother in the eye, knowing what I was going to have to do in the future! Ugh!
2007-05-02 04:56:34 · answer #1 · answered by nev 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well, I think you'd want to know. I thought so highly of your answer that I decided to try it. I drove, backwards, from 8th Avenue to the entrance of The Lincoln Tunnel, where a Homeland Security Officer had me pull over. They have allowed me to EMAIL you this warning in lieu of my one phone call. My competency hearing is tomorrow. I'm going to pretend it is yesterday. See you last week...
2007-05-02 19:28:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
.Athens of streets the in hand in hand backwards walking be would we ,So
A NOTE FOR SPIDY GIRL UP HERE: Spidy girl !!!! did I harras you last summer in an alley in New York....
One more thing to add: Think about it : We wouldnt be very willing to make sex first.....but we will have orgasm all of a sudden and do the wrestling thereafter.... HA HA HA HAHA HA HA
2007-05-02 10:30:40 · answer #3 · answered by Artistic Hand 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
After the nnight I have just had that sounds like a utopian existence!
2007-05-02 16:47:54 · answer #4 · answered by Sluttty McSluttt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that sounds like a great book, you need to delete this question and write a book. and also put me in the thank you section.
2007-05-02 06:33:40 · answer #5 · answered by b_rent2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like a sweet life to me
2007-05-02 06:45:22 · answer #6 · answered by s f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You ar a stupid you and your questions..... Stupiddddd
2007-05-02 06:34:05 · answer #7 · answered by spidy is the best on this world 1 · 0⤊ 6⤋