Having always worked for a living (sometimes doing two or three part time jobs to make ends meet) I am quite inexperienced at this. However, I have now decided that working for a living is a mugs game and I would be better off having the dole and all the other benefits that you can get for being idle and dishonest.
Ideally I would like one of those houses that comes with a car and a broken dishwasher on the garden, but I don't mind starting off just having my mortgage paid off on my own house.
I would also like a couple of teenage girls to impregnate - I believe you get extra pay for that - and also free membership to the gym I currently pay for.
I figured, given the amount of tax I've already paid out, if I don't do this soon, I'll end up dying having paid out more than I'll have got back off the system, so I could do with this on the hurry up. I've heard that you can get emergency money to tide you over until your proper dole comes through.
Where do I begin?
2007-01-11
00:41:28
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16 answers
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dr.twaticus
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