Today my wife woke me up by telling me she caught me cheating she used pretty hot water and threw it on me around 5 am, and then kicked me out of the house. She threw my boots at me, and some clothes but no socks. When I was going to grab the boots she hit me in the face with my truck keys, causing a cut.
I got in the truck and it had a dead battery, so I had to get a jump from my neighbor who of course saw the whole thing. On my way to work, already late I got pulled over for speeding and got a big ticket, and almost got the truck impounded.
When i arrived at work my boss told me I was late for the last time and fired me. I got in my truck and drove to the bar, only to have the bartender tell me I owed and he wouldnt serve till i paid. I went to the liquor store and got some pepermint scnapps, and hug out by the high school drinking. Someone called the cops and I was arrested, this was last Thursday, anyone have a worse day then this?
2006-09-07
09:12:36
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Joe Bob Charlie, Joe Bob Chopper
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