Today my wife woke me up by telling me she caught me cheating she used pretty hot water and threw it on me around 5 am, and then kicked me out of the house. She threw my boots at me, and some clothes but no socks. When I was going to grab the boots she hit me in the face with my truck keys, causing a cut.
I got in the truck and it had a dead battery, so I had to get a jump from my neighbor who of course saw the whole thing. On my way to work, already late I got pulled over for speeding and got a big ticket, and almost got the truck impounded.
When i arrived at work my boss told me I was late for the last time and fired me. I got in my truck and drove to the bar, only to have the bartender tell me I owed and he wouldnt serve till i paid. I went to the liquor store and got some pepermint scnapps, and hug out by the high school drinking. Someone called the cops and I was arrested, this was last Thursday, anyone have a worse day then this?
2006-09-07 09:12:36 · 21 answers · asked by Joe Bob Charlie, Joe Bob Chopper 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
The worst day I ever had?? I got one for ya.. Skipped work to go to keg and eggs... got wasted and was waiting for a cab in front of the bar when a buddy pulled up and offered me a ride. Being wasted I could not tell that he was also @ 3x the legal limit. To make a long story short we wrapped his tricked out Civic around a tree (after going through a rod iron fence at over 100). He died on impact. I looked over and saw his lifeless body and attempted to get out. When I woke up in the hospital I was informed that I had broken my back, my neck, my clavicle, 8 ribs, punctured my lung, spleen, kidneys, & pancreas. and was told it was doubtful if i would ever walk again. Oh yeah, and my good friend was dead and that I missed his funeral because I laid in a comma for 8 days. I lost my job (obviously) over the whole thing and had to have surgery for a seatbelt related hernia (my intestines were hanging out of my side, but that seatbelt is why i am still here, my friend wasn't wearing his) I walked 3 days after popping out of my comma (down to the nurses station where I promptly collapsed.) That is my worst day ever... hopefully to never be topped... the day I flatlined twice on the way to the hospital in a helicopter. We all make mistakes. Some of us are fortunate enough to live through them and get a second chance at life. Did we learn anything? I sure did!!!!
2006-09-07 09:31:39 · answer #1 · answered by martiniac 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not worse, but try the female version:
I came home after being on my feet all day at the local Denny's where I was the night shift waitress making zero for income, only to discover my boy friend asleep in our bed with another woman. They were both drunk.
I tried to get them out of my house (I had no where else to go) but in all of the yelling my neighbours called the cops for domestic dispute. The cops came while I was yelling at my bf and trying to punch the woman (who was trying to get the hell out of the place). I lost control and took a swing at one of the cops so they arrested me!
I wound up at the police station where I ran into my father who had just been arrested for soliciting a police officer. It was a sting operation and my own daddy was caught in it!
I finally got back to an empty apartment (they has cleaned me out of all that I owned). I sat on the floor crying when I realised something was missing. Where was my little pet cat?
2006-09-07 09:19:10 · answer #2 · answered by Isis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seems like you got a bunch of crap handled on the same day...you were delaying making decisions to let it get this bad...and since your old lady proabably wasn't fixing you dinner anyway..it was nice of the county to jump in..
Now get over it and don't make the same mistakes again.
2006-09-07 09:18:13 · answer #3 · answered by Frann 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The day I realized I had to choose between my children, and the man I loved. I could not take them from the USA as they'd such a much life here. And, he was from 1/2 way around the world, and wanted us to go with him to his home to live. I had to choose between marrying him and leaving my children with their father, or staying here with them. I guess I really didn't have a choice. I stayed.
2006-09-07 09:20:39 · answer #4 · answered by Shossi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only arrested---consider yourself lucky---i got arrested for dwi and now have to spend 30 days in the county jail....at least u didn't have to spend time in jail...consider yourself lucky---and evidently the relationship between u and the mrs. wasn't all that great if u are humping another...right!!! Chear up---it can always get worse---at least u have a truck
2006-09-07 09:14:58 · answer #5 · answered by sunbun 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had a worse day once. I stubbed my toe. Then I didn't get to eat lunch till 1:00. That was the worst day ever.
2006-09-07 09:19:59 · answer #6 · answered by Lisa B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like your decisions made your day bad. You shoulda never tried to pick up those boots....ha ha
I have had bad days and I would guess worse than yours because it was all stuff I couldnt control and didnt inflict upon myself.
2006-09-07 09:16:54 · answer #7 · answered by lorihurley03 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you should have stayed in college in Spain, getting high every day! Oh, wait, you were also the American entrepreneur living abroad.
Are you believable - NO!
2006-09-07 12:52:25 · answer #8 · answered by Annie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you deserved what you got.
Pretty funny though. Had it been me (as your wife), I would have probably added to your day by putting Nair in your shampoo bottle. And a little blue dye to your toothpaste.
2006-09-07 09:17:51 · answer #9 · answered by lilly 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a bad country song to me!
2006-09-07 09:18:36 · answer #10 · answered by Stiletto ♥ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋