Languages - January 2007

Undignified ways to die by Paul Gilmartin PLease don't use a translator i tried it comes out all funky.....


Skin diving with gas tanks you stole from a dentist.

Renting a basement apartment in Venice.


Wearing clown shoes while walking through a mine field at night.

Getting a life-size tatoo of someone your height.

Mistaking a python for your favorite tie.
Hangliding at night on the 4th of July.

Having a bowling ball dropped on your head.
Mooning some cannibals who haven't been fed.

Teasing some Scott's for wearing their kilts.
Approaching a chopper while walking on stilts.

Swimming with sharks in a suit made of meat.
Flashing yourself to a hippo in heat.

Slapping the head of a bald drunken sailor.
Telling your date's burly dad: "Five bucks says I nail her."

2007-01-24 17:48:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

Yeah, you managed to crack the top 8...don't blow it.


What does this sentence mean?

2007-01-24 17:40:34 · 2 answers · asked by Iamman 1

how do you say these phrases in hebrew?:
'I told you so'
'I think so'
'What are you talking about' and
'What do you mean'

thanks ya'll

2007-01-24 17:19:56 · 3 answers · asked by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7

Por ejemplo...

Nos dijo que compraramos...versus...
Dijo que estudio en la escuela.

2007-01-24 17:07:21 · 2 answers · asked by tin2abul8tion 1

I have a wonderful friend who I would love to thank! He speaks great English but Spanish is his first language and so I'd like to give this to him in Spanish. My written Spanish is not the best so could you please help me? Thanks so much!! ---------

"I thought that soul mates and kindred spirits were only found in poems and fairy tales.
But then I met you.
Now I know they are real.

You are an unexpected gift.
Your friendship, a surprise blessing.
Something I was waiting for without even knowing it.

I will be forever grateful for you.
And will carry a piece of you in my heart.
Always here, always your friend, always."

2007-01-24 17:03:07 · 8 answers · asked by Tica2 1

I saw this mentioned in a translated article on someone from Colombia and I was just curious. Thanks so much!

2007-01-24 16:50:26 · 7 answers · asked by jillians_apologist 2

2007-01-24 16:41:17 · 3 answers · asked by Craig T 1

how do you say...

are you tired?

are you hungary?

are you upset? or are you mad?

do you want to sit?

how do you say what? is it como or que?

2007-01-24 16:38:27 · 4 answers · asked by Mos Def 1

2007-01-24 16:34:59 · 4 answers · asked by Sharon 2

2007-01-24 16:09:06 · 5 answers · asked by stonerosedesigndotcom 3

2007-01-24 16:05:08 · 5 answers · asked by dudes222 1

what dose this mean in english?

2007-01-24 15:58:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

I have an oral test tomorrow, and we have partners and I need to make sure this is right:

Socio 1 ) ¿Quieres ir al dentista conmigo?

Socio 2) Si, ¿porqué tienes qué ir al dentista?

Socio 1) Porque yo necesito cogar un empaste ¿Sabes dónde está?

Socio 2) Está entre al parque y el café, enfrente del centro comercial. ¿Corecto?

Socio 1) No, está en el centro comercial, entre la tienda de animales y los grandes almacenes, enfrente de la tienda de libros. Arriba para el centro de información. ¿Cómo debemos llegar alla?

Socio 2) Debemos tomar el autobús.

Socio 1) ¿Vamos a ir directamente ahi?

Socio 2) Si.

Please don't just copy it all into an online translator, I really want a real person to tell me if it's right. There are not accurate. Ohh, and is there a difference between "allí" and "ahi"?

2007-01-24 15:51:49 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-24 15:32:32 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

A guy I work with said "tu eres bonita y noble." What does "noble" in Spanish mean? Is it the same thing in Spanish as it is in English?

He also calls me "mamacita" should I take that as disrespectful? He kisses me on the cheek a lot and asks me to be his "novia"..I take it as joking. He said "quieres ir bailando conmigo?" Do you think he was joking or serious? I don't want to take it seriously if he is just playing, but I don't want to hurt his feelings either, he's so adorable!


Thanks!

2007-01-24 15:27:23 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-24 15:25:34 · 16 answers · asked by josephahn72 2

2007-01-24 15:25:17 · 4 answers · asked by osunumberonefan 5

what this mean in english?

2007-01-24 15:23:15 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-24 15:13:57 · 16 answers · asked by amina 1

I need a name for a green dragon for RP purposes. It needs to have something Latin in it to make it sound more authentic. The dragon's color is Emerald green and it has green eyes.

2007-01-24 14:46:50 · 6 answers · asked by johnny_c506 2

2007-01-24 14:43:54 · 9 answers · asked by Lorie_Weasley 3

2007-01-24 14:39:49 · 4 answers · asked by Dino 1

Three root letters...(ARABIC)

Hi I wanted to know where I can find all the ways to conjugate arabic words, the conjugation that I'm talking about is for example: m in the begining for a place. Like mattar, (airport), a place for t-t-r, flying. What are the major ones? Where can I find a list of them all?

2007-01-24 14:28:44 · 4 answers · asked by bltmr_rvns2006 2

I am trying to find out if there is a word in Russian that is"Bubushka?" One person told me it meant a pool cue/stick. If this word is not Russian can anyone tell me what the word si or even if it is a name for something in any language. Thanks so much.

2007-01-24 14:15:48 · 6 answers · asked by diamondgoldsgirl 1

2007-01-24 14:15:36 · 4 answers · asked by nellys1stlast&everthing 1

it can be an object, idea or any abstract thing.
please write a paragraph (about 7-10 sentences) about a thing
please make sure it sounds interesting and grammatically correct.

2007-01-24 14:11:46 · 7 answers · asked by kevinova 1

whenever i answer a question wrong in spanish class my spanish teacher rubs his forehead and says "ay dios mio" what does that mean ?

2007-01-24 14:04:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

That one thing is alienating me from a lot of my friends. I speak 12 languages and I think that people that hate the sound of other languages are ignorant. Is it because of illegal immigration and 9/11 or do Americans just hate other cultures? Am I an anti-American left coast liberal douchebag if I'm burnt out with my own people for that reason? I can understand if your town is overrun with illegal aliens but a lot of Americans even hate it when they are money spending tourists which doesn't make any sense...I miss the carefree Clinton years.

2007-01-24 14:03:39 · 3 answers · asked by Baddest_Bandulu 2

Alright, so I am taking French Honors this year in high school, and still do not know exactly how to use infinitives. For example, I know manger (to eat), etre (to be), faire (to do), etc, but I am not sure how to use infinitives in the form so that they would apply as "eating, being, doing, etc", thanks guys.

2007-01-24 13:58:18 · 8 answers · asked by AirborneAngel 3

sal ioane ce faci---------------tat esti tare sa nu cazui ca spargi terasa wa ........faci gaura


What does that say in English????

2007-01-24 13:52:31 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous