I started my own working mans club a couple of years ago with the money a dead relative left me. At first things were going quite well. I hired staff who would run the club whilst I would play snooker, domino's & card games with the regulars in between meets at St. Ledger. One day I let a coach party of Egyptians use our facilities as they had nowhere else to go, but they left sand all over the place & their camels shat all over the car park. The regulars voted, which resulted in all Egyptians being banned from the club. As the months passed by more and more coach parties were being banned for slight offences untill there was only me, two members of staff (now High Priests) and about 15 or so members (The Collective), who for some reason will only ever refer to me as the 'Great and All-Powerful Shaman'. Since they started stealing 'tributes' from HSBC for the Shaman the police have started an investigation & they are planning to kill themselves at the next full moon.
What should I do?
2006-08-14
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