Pregnancy - August 2006

I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS EARLIER TODAY AS I WALKED DOWN THE STREET ON MY WAY TO MY 3 MILLION DOLLAR A YEAR JOB. SUDDENLY FROM OUT THE SEWERS CAME A CRIPPLE IN AN ELECTRONIC WHEELCHAIR!!!! HE CUT ME OFF, AND SAID 'DAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR' LIKE A FARKING MONGOOSE. THATS WHEN I DECIDED I WASNT ABOUT TO TAKE ANY OF HIS $HIT ANY MORE!!! IT WAS THEN THAT I LOST MY NORMALLY COOL COMPOSURE AND FLEW INTO A FIT OF RAGE!!!! I WALKED UP BEHIND HIS WHEELCHAIR AND TURNED THE SWITCH TO 'OFF' AND TOOK THE BATTERY OUT SO HE COULDN'T ESCAPE!!!! HE TRIED SEVERAL TIMES TO ACCELERATE (HE DIDN'T KNOW YET THAT I HAD DEACTIVATED HIS CHAIR!!!!) FINALLY THEN I LOOKED HIM SQUARE IN THE EYES AND SAID 'MERRY CHRISTMAS *****!'. I EXECUTED A GOVERNMENT-BANNED FLYING NINJA KICK TO HIS THROAT!!!! HE FELL RIGHT OUT OF HIS WHEELCHAIR AND LANDED ON THE STREET!!! I SAID 'IM SENDING YOU BACK TO THE GENETIC CESSPOOL YOU CRAWLED OUT OF' AND I DRUG HIM INTO AN ALLY BY THE CORD ATTACHED TO HIS FEEDING MACHINE.

2006-08-28 15:34:00 · 22 answers · asked by Terry McFadden 1

I am going on a 10 day vacation without my baby and am very apprehensive. We are flying my mom here to watch him while we go accross the country, He is 9 months old as of the day we leave and I am an at home mommy. I really believe he will be ok but Im not so sure about me, the thought makes me miss him when he's near. I am a first time mom of course by the way Im talking, and have to go for a wedding of my husbands best friend. I couldnt bring him because we will be doing a lot of hiking, and drinking. ANY Ideas of how to make myself a little less seperation anxietyish?

2006-08-28 15:28:18 · 10 answers · asked by Mommyof3 BGB 5

I was just wondering about this cuz i am curious to see the times of ovulation in different women. I would like to know how long your menstral cycle is and when u believe conception was and ur expected period. Most people believe on a typical cycle they will ovulate on the 14th day... and i was just wondering how true that may be

2006-08-28 15:27:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

i was on the pill, missed two days, and i should have been ovualtng during those days, then two days later i got my period. i should not have had a my period for at least 10 more days? should i continue my pills or is it possible to be pregnant?

2006-08-28 15:21:26 · 14 answers · asked by Rebecca H 1

2006-08-28 15:20:29 · 14 answers · asked by SCARLETT 1

2006-08-28 15:18:48 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-28 15:04:46 · 19 answers · asked by confussed!! 1

how early can you take a pregnancy test? I feel so stupid asking this question.

2006-08-28 15:03:06 · 13 answers · asked by L.A. 1

i am16and just found out that 1 am 4months pregnant by going to my doctors app. my boyfriends wants me to tell my mom but im sooo scared, she wont be mad but she'll be very hurt by this, what should i do?

2006-08-28 14:57:42 · 36 answers · asked by brownsuga16 1

2006-08-28 14:55:45 · 15 answers · asked by zeetle 1

Does this has something to do with not being able to conceive?

2006-08-28 14:53:59 · 15 answers · asked by SCARLETT 1

I have developed nipples, and I can see veins in my boobs. I am developing rather rappidly and am sore off and on, in my first 3 weeks thats when I was really sore. I go to the Dr. Friday to find out if I am, but some questions are just killing me to find some explainations....


And do your veins show up more when you are pregnant all over your body?

2006-08-28 14:33:53 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

and dont have your period the rest of the month and you usually go 7 day every time.... what could the reason be? could i be pregnant again???

2006-08-28 14:29:28 · 7 answers · asked by marriedw1 1

i am going to be 38 weeks on wednesday and i am going to pack my bags now and i was wondering what am io actually going to use and need to take do i need to take diapers?

2006-08-28 14:29:19 · 14 answers · asked by jessica 1

what is the best way to tell your parents that your pregnant i'm almost 17 and i am but i have no idea how to tell my parents
the bad thing is my mom never understands anything and always throws negitive thoughts and she's by-polor and my dad will probally kick me out
yes the baby father will be there we together and have been for 9months almost 10 and he's alittle bit older than me and my parents dont like him so it even hard to tell them and i plan to keep it b.c i dont belive in abortions or giving a kid up b.c i think u should take responsibilty for your actions

2006-08-28 14:29:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

my boyfriend and i dont have sex often at all but when we do it still scares me even though i use 2 methods. should i still be worried?

2006-08-28 14:17:52 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-28 14:11:43 · 12 answers · asked by Richard B 1

Like how do u make babies and do u want to have a three some.
Pigs

2006-08-28 14:02:07 · 16 answers · asked by alymae1995 2

The last day of my last period was July 8th and it is now August 28th. I usually have a pretty normal cycle (28-30 days) and I still have not gotten my period since the last time I had sex (july 9-11). I took 3 pregnancy tests all of which were negative and I'm not feeling or noticing anything different except for some mild cramping (like pre-menstrual cramps) and my left ovary hurts. This has been going off and on for the past 2 or 3 weeks. Do you still think I could be pregnant even though all 3 tests were negative?

2006-08-28 14:02:05 · 10 answers · asked by grlnxtdoor 2

I am 5 months pregnant and have ring worm...is this harming my baby?

2006-08-28 14:01:22 · 3 answers · asked by Chacacon 2

people say that when your pregnant you get major bloating.. but what is bloating?

2006-08-28 14:01:00 · 4 answers · asked by anonymous 1

when I first started getting sick it was 2 months 2 week ago. was nausa,vomiting,breast bigger and a lot of food that I ate before I couldn,t eat and the smells of them made me sick to and pee alot!!! more but I have taken hpt at home and they are negative and my period came on both months. I have been getting wierd cravings now like Laundry starch, olives and other things that I did not want defore has anyone went throuh the same thing.

2006-08-28 13:59:05 · 9 answers · asked by tmkhrstn 2

If I am I would be 2 months 2weeks still have symtoms and have never felt this way before an I am not trying to get pregnant but I realy feel like I am pregnant and just looking to see if anyone had or have same problems?

2006-08-28 13:54:13 · 7 answers · asked by tmkhrstn 2

what is a way to get rid of yeast infection.. beside going to the doctor.. is there anything i can drink or do? having a yeast infection doesn't mean that i'm pregnant right? cuz i never did sexual stuff...

2006-08-28 13:53:53 · 11 answers · asked by anonymous 1

what is the best way to tell your parents that your pregnant i'm almost 17 and i am but i have no idea how to tell my parents

2006-08-28 13:51:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

I am almost 18 weeks and for the first time i am noticing a lot of cramping...no spotting or bleeding though! I called the doctor and she said this can happen in your pregnancy but i am just wondering if anyone else has experienced the same thing?

2006-08-28 13:40:03 · 16 answers · asked by Chacacon 2

what's a yest infection?

2006-08-28 13:38:00 · 8 answers · asked by anonymous 1

please help thanks.
if you see like yellow ish thing on your underwear and your private area smells a little seafood like.. what does that mean? does that mean your preganant or what?

2006-08-28 13:35:16 · 9 answers · asked by anonymous 1

2006-08-28 13:34:35 · 12 answers · asked by LIL SERIA 2

2006-08-28 13:29:47 · 12 answers · asked by OOO! I know! I know! 5