Just over a week ago, my arms and legs dropped off. It caused me immense pain and discomfort but now, for some unknown reason, I just get on with it. Sadly, last Thursday, my head also became detached from my body and my penis swelled up like a balloon and finally burst and shot off around the room before landing on the cat who then eat it. I am now just a pair of testicles bouncing fericiously around by keyboard. Do you think I should see my doctor? Please, please advise.
2006-10-10
02:48:47
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