Just over a week ago, my arms and legs dropped off. It caused me immense pain and discomfort but now, for some unknown reason, I just get on with it. Sadly, last Thursday, my head also became detached from my body and my penis swelled up like a balloon and finally burst and shot off around the room before landing on the cat who then eat it. I am now just a pair of testicles bouncing fericiously around by keyboard. Do you think I should see my doctor? Please, please advise.
2006-10-10 02:48:47 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
baba w and the ladies - I'm so glad you get the point; so many people post on this site with serious medical complaints looking for some excuse not to face up to what they have. Especially baba w - you're a top man, I respect you so much.
2006-10-10 05:11:44 · update #1
No you will be OK after a few days just rest you have had a bad dream, anyway that was a good one its made my day as i am in a lot of pain to day, keep them coming.10 out 10 for that
2006-10-10 03:15:43 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
toddler , don't be jealous . each and every each and every now and then ya gotta date around ,and locate those ya prefer to be with . stop the potty mouth , you recognize you are the particular one yet why so overdue , stay on the domicile and have breakfast together and get each and every of the moods out . That way ya all get to renowned one yet another extra valuable . Its a bummer leaving at drop off time once you reside so a strategies removed from one yet another . .
2016-10-19 03:28:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!! AHH THATS FUNNY!!!!!
how long did you have to sit and think that up, especially the testicles part, i was gonna say how did u type this then, but u already thought of that!!
By the way, im guessing your balls have to be very small, like tiny whiny size to press the buttons without ANY spelling mistakes what so ever!!!
now thats definatly funny!!!!!!
2006-10-10 03:22:09 · answer #3 · answered by Fader's Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know it gonna be hard, deep breath now, oh sorry, testicles have no breathing apparatus, but I think it has gone past the stage of medical help...be strong...and spend the rest of your days happily bouncing about until you can bounce no more...sob
2006-10-10 03:09:16 · answer #4 · answered by widow_purple 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think that you can really SEE the doctor anymore.
Perhaps you should have posted the question sooner, when there was more of you there.
I understand, however that you may have been a bit distracted with all these changes in your life.
2006-10-11 20:27:52 · answer #5 · answered by Sciman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should go to the doctor not only is medical help clearly needed...think what you could do for the advance in medical research
2006-10-10 02:52:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I do. Make an appointment straight away. Make sure he's had psychiatric training. Or you could just try pulling yourself together!
2006-10-10 04:48:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You made me laugh...OH MY GOODNESS! I can't stop laughing even though that was so stupid! It WAS a funny knock-off of a lot of the questions you see on this thing. You GO dude, I give you props.
2006-10-10 02:55:36 · answer #8 · answered by Crystal M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you have way to much time on your hands ..or some kind of humor..you should see some kind of doctor..if you r bothered by your condition//if not relax and enjoy!!
2006-10-10 03:18:22 · answer #9 · answered by Judith T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should lay off the weed
2006-10-10 04:04:46 · answer #10 · answered by dinahmite 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋