Singles & Dating - 25 September 2006

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15
kids.

"WOW," the social worker exclaims, "are they all yours?"

"Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard
that question a thosand times before.

She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find
seats.

Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign
up. I'll need all your children's names."

'This one's my oldest; he is Leroy."

"OK, and who's next?"

"Well, this one, he is Leroy, also."

The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues.

One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy.
Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!

"All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a
pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?"

Their momma replied, "Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it's
time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An'
when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an they all comes a
runnin. An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I
just yell Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever
had, namin' them all Leroy."


The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then
wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want
ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?"

"Then I call them by their last names."

2006-09-25 04:54:07 · 19 answers · asked by YAHOO SUCKS ASS 3

theres a girl in my class that i really like but i dont know if she likes me? what signs should i look for?

2006-09-25 04:52:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-25 04:52:13 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous

Guys give me some tips or techniques. What feels really good down there with your clothes on?

2006-09-25 04:49:25 · 10 answers · asked by mstngsally26 1

To make the long story short..I was with my boyfriend for three months. We really loved each other and he cared for me a lot. Then I and him both got busy and I didn't see him for two weeks and he kept telling me that he will see me when we both have more time. One day I got mad at him and I broke up with him. He called me and explained that he was busy. I said ok. Then he called me two days later and said he will call me again, but he never did. He deleted all the online pictures that we had together. He did not return my phone call after that. I still love him and I can't get over him. It's been about three weeks and I can't forget him. Should I send him an email and tell him that I love him and I want him back? Please help.

2006-09-25 04:47:38 · 33 answers · asked by Niki 1

2006-09-25 04:46:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

and why?

2006-09-25 04:45:34 · 18 answers · asked by Tarnibee 2

I have gone to about a million stores and tried on on a few swimsuits, but I just can't find a swimsuit for my Hawaii vacation in 2 weeks. I didn't even think about shopiing for it during the summer, and now it's fall, and there are no swimsuits anymore. I don't swim often, so I don't wanna spend a lot of money on a swimsuit in Hawaii. Do you think I would look retarded without one? I'm not really gonna go swim while I'm there anyway...probably just play in the water a bit...HaHa! Tell me what you think...I'm one to any suggestions you may have, but just keep my concerns in mind, and the fact that I have searched high and low for a swimsuit already!

2006-09-25 04:43:01 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-25 04:43:01 · 13 answers · asked by ? 2

becuase there is this cute guy that stares at me all the time its inyoying!

2006-09-25 04:42:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

I met this guy a couple of months ago. We were drinking, kissed, whatever. He seemed interested, but we did not see each other for a while (except like three times) and the last time he seemed uninterested. That was fine.

But now we are in closer proximity, and we hung out again. I know he was hitting on me, but I wasn't feeling it so much this time around. He seemed different, not really at all what I am looking for.

The point is, I have been having a rough couple of weeks, and really just want to relax. I don't really want anything with him, in fact it would be in my best interest to keep anything that happens between just the two of us. I just want some fun... and I really am not sure what he is looking for. (and don't worry, not THAT much fun)
Anyway to figure out what he is looking for, without putting myself to far out there... or really just get what I want, a little discreet fun....

2006-09-25 04:42:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

I would sit at the counter and we would talk and flirt and stuff like that. I know she liked me too, because her co-workers would tease us about being boyfriend and girlfriend. She quit about a month ago because she decided to go back to college and now takes a lot of classes during the day. But when she quit I happened to be away with my family on vacation. So I never got a chance to say goodbye. Since she's gone, should I try to get in touch with her, or would this be too forward. I was thinking of sending her a card or a nice letter to her house asking her how she was doing, etc. But I don't want to scare her off or anything. Plus, if I don't do anything I may never talk to her again.

2006-09-25 04:41:21 · 5 answers · asked by David F 1

I have found out my ex girlfriend has been forwarding emails I have sent her to her friends and our mutual friends. I treated her the best I could of and this betrayal has really, really hurt to the point it has made me feel sick with disgust.

I do not know what to do about this. Any ideas?

2006-09-25 04:40:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

my best friend and i (both female) basically have experimented. however, she told me to forget it never happened, and i'm having trouble doing that. now she drops hints that she would like to take things further again. do i pursue these "hints" or wait for her to make a move?

2006-09-25 04:39:36 · 6 answers · asked by rae 1

Me and my girl have a great sex life, but we want to try new stuff. We tried light bondage, semi-public, masturbation, oral, toys kinda, and want to try some other stuff. Anything Goes at least one time. Something kinky. Something "forbidden".

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2006-09-25 04:37:12 · 13 answers · asked by WonderTwit 6

I'm 15 and I have a lot of girls that like me, most of them are younger then me though.About 1-4 years. What is a safe difference in age to where it's not creepy?

2006-09-25 04:36:47 · 23 answers · asked by Bob S 1

I lost my best friend due to a misunderstanding. He's taking it way out of content. He asked me to leave him alone, then we saw eachother in the club the next night, and he didn't even speak. I sent him a letter expressing myself deeper than I ever have before. I know that he received it, but he didn't respond. He knows that I love him and there's nothing I'd ever do to hurt him, so why is he acting like this. I need to know what other steps I can take to get him back. It's only been 3 days, but I miss him dearly. Life's not the same without him.

2006-09-25 04:36:42 · 7 answers · asked by DaBossLady 1

what should i do when i likes my own classmate n at the same time he had a girlfriend...??

2006-09-25 04:34:19 · 14 answers · asked by polarisbear89 1

Tell the truth???

2006-09-25 04:33:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

i know it is in october but i forgot the actual day

2006-09-25 04:31:22 · 11 answers · asked by sarah anne 1

2006-09-25 04:30:29 · 13 answers · asked by BanAna 1

is this bad

2006-09-25 04:29:44 · 29 answers · asked by jane24 2

I want some mango drink!

2006-09-25 04:25:21 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-25 04:24:27 · 24 answers · asked by BanAna 1

im feeling him and i want him to feel the same way

2006-09-25 04:23:31 · 3 answers · asked by freakygurl_910 1

She has told people that she doesn't want him, but she just wants to break us up. We've been together for 5 months. She went out w/ him a year ago, hasn't given him the time of day since. We're working w/ a language barrier, so I'm more pissed at her than him. But until he fully understands that she has ulterior motives, I'm stuck.

2006-09-25 04:22:29 · 13 answers · asked by blarneyspeakred 1

do gals only like to hangout wid successful ppl or will they love also quiet and shy ppl like me...plz throw some light on this!!!...thanks

2006-09-25 04:21:42 · 12 answers · asked by guyfrmus1 1

I just got to work right now at 8am. I'm in Orange County, CA, and I work at a family law firm. I only slept for 4.5 hours last night, and I'm about to fall asleep at my desk. I'm soooooo sleepy! I don't really wanna drink any coffee, cause I usually don't enjoy the one at work. What do you recommend I do, to stay awake??? How can you keep me from taking a nap??? Please help or else...ZZZZZzzzzzzzzz!!!

2006-09-25 04:19:56 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

u know why i say this
i view the leaders board

my man has over 100,000 points
thats more or less 40,000 questions answer

damn i dont have that much time on my hands

and what do u get out of this points
a new car or something or a trip to hawaii

what do u think
and ohh yeah where s spem created???


heehehehehehe

2006-09-25 04:19:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous