A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15
kids.
"WOW," the social worker exclaims, "are they all yours?"
"Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard
that question a thosand times before.
She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find
seats.
Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign
up. I'll need all your children's names."
'This one's my oldest; he is Leroy."
"OK, and who's next?"
"Well, this one, he is Leroy, also."
The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues.
One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy.
Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!
"All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a
pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?"
Their momma replied, "Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it's
time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An'
when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an they all comes a
runnin. An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I
just yell Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever
had, namin' them all Leroy."
The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then
wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want
ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?"
"Then I call them by their last names."
2006-09-25 04:54:07 · 19 answers · asked by YAHOO SUCKS ASS 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
i know that woman
2006-09-25 04:58:39 · answer #1 · answered by debbiedamnimgood 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beautiful.
One of the best I've heard/read in a long time.
Thanks for sharing!
2006-09-25 04:58:30 · answer #2 · answered by welches_grape_jelly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice story my man i understand it very well. Oh and it was so funny.
2006-09-25 04:58:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhh ohhhhhh duhhhhhhh hahahahah
ok i get it. she is a real b itch who had kids with all differnt guys.
hell she never heard of a condom!!!!!!!!!!!!!
good joke by the way
2006-09-25 04:57:39 · answer #4 · answered by in ur face 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's freakin hilarious!!
2006-09-25 05:00:06 · answer #5 · answered by kristina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is tooo funny
2006-09-25 04:57:47 · answer #6 · answered by autumnbrookblue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man that was a funny one
2006-09-25 05:59:48 · answer #7 · answered by Foxxy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG LMAO good one!!!! Have to give you a thumbs up on this one!!!:)
2006-09-25 04:57:50 · answer #8 · answered by brutalA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2006-09-25 04:56:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
she has a system
2006-09-25 04:57:07 · answer #10 · answered by Annie R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋