Well, I met Tess a while ago. As I mentioned, she owns her own trailer, makes $600 biweekly! That's good money. But here's the two downsides to it. She has five kids! Five! She's 29, and I'm 31. She had her first child at 15. Well, the other problem is her front teeth have this disgusting buttery yellow patches on them. She told me she used to dip but gave it up. Well, I decided to take her out to Piggy Joe's for a pork sandwich and lemonade. Then, we went to the duck pond and fed the ducks. After that we went to a bar and got a few beers and did a little boot scootin'. Well, as I was driving her home, she mentioned that I could stay over, and that she wasn't wearing any panties. I ignored the comment hoping she would drop the subject, but then she reached over and began to massage my genitals. I became uncomfortable and pulled over and gave her bus fare. She told me that I was a "worthless, limp-dicked, still lives with his Mommy loser." Do you think I should call her? Or, is it over?
2006-09-01
18:40:42
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