Being the drop-dead gorgeous guy that I am, I get girls hitting on me all the time. And since I deal strictly with 9s and 10s, everyone else is immediately shot down by yours truly.
Once in a while, when I'm in a good mood, I'll humor someone who clearly isn't in the same league as I. For instance, I was at a bar last weekend, and some average-looking chick struck up a conversation with me. I entertained her for a while, but then after a few drinks, I told her, "Well, I better stop drinking before I actually start to find you attractive" before I got up and left.
Most of the time, though, I'm much more brash. One fat girl once asked me if I wanted to hang out, and I said, "Here's my number. Call me after you've lost 50 pounds, if I haven't changed it by then." And then, before leaving, I poked her in the stomach and said, "So is it a boy or a girl?"
Another time, a few mediocre chicks told me I was hot, and I said, "I wish I could say the same about you all."
I could go on and on.
2006-06-29
04:04:13
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