Entertainment & Music - 31 December 2007

There was a man who couldn't talk and he wanted to learn how.

So he went to an oprera and heard the singer go "Meeeeeeeeeeemeeeeeemeeeeeeee."

Next he went to a pottery store and heard a salesman going "Forks and knives, forks and knives."

Next, in the street he heard a kid go "He stole my lollipop!"

He walked around all day learning these phrases. While he was practicing he accidently walked on a murder scene and practically tripped over the dead guy in the street. Before he knows it, he's talking to a policeman who asks "Who killed this man?"

"Meeeeemeeeeemeeeeee"

"Well, how did you kill him?"

"Forks and knives, forks and Knives"

"But why did you kill him?"

"He stole my lollipop!"

"Okay, you're coming with me mister!"

2007-12-31 00:51:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-31 00:51:41 · 80 answers · asked by tulip 4 in Polls & Surveys

I have an essay due, and I have to write about 'How Hitchcock raises suspense and tension in his film 'Psycho'?', this film was released in 1960, and I was wondering, what kind of things were unacceptable, or taboo in filming at this time?

Thanks in advance.

Jeena
xxXxx

2007-12-31 00:50:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-12-31 00:50:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I am german and I thought it simply means "is not" but now i read that its rude to say that is it really true?

2007-12-31 00:49:54 · 32 answers · asked by SakuraMidori 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-31 00:48:00 · 12 answers · asked by Porkchop 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-31 00:47:53 · 13 answers · asked by mainevent 3 in Polls & Surveys

im really all over the place recently... any good ideas on how to get back on a normal sleeping schedule?

2007-12-31 00:47:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Meaning we all have goals and want to achieve them. Why is it that we have to make new goals because it's a new year? Should we not be making these goals through the year?
I personally think it's an excuse to wait unitl as long as you can and then take a leap. Which in all it mostly fails. If you are going to make a plan make sure you can reach it! Don't set the bar too high where you get discoraged and quit. Good Luck and Happy New Year to you all.

2007-12-31 00:46:46 · 6 answers · asked by orangie 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-31 00:46:39 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-31 00:46:23 · 17 answers · asked by Porkchop 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-31 00:46:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-31 00:46:15 · 6 answers · asked by blue_blackblue 1 in Polls & Surveys

I am.

2007-12-31 00:46:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i believe in god, i just dont follow the practises and care about them at all...
i respect every religions beliefs, but i dont think im a muslim, is that okay?
and is there a word for people who do believe in god but dont follow religion?

2007-12-31 00:45:39 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have to admit that men haven't done a very good job, so I give up...women should have a shot being in charge. Afterall how bad could women do?

2007-12-31 00:45:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i got so mad cuz kynt and vyxsin left last night. did anyone else.

2007-12-31 00:44:28 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-31 00:42:40 · 21 answers · asked by ♥вєαυтι♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

You will do:

a) watch movies movies movies
b) make parties parties parties
c) get good marks marks marks
d) prefeer other other other

You will not do

A) touch spiders
B) be bored
C) watch movies
D) other

Coolest choose wins but in other tell me what :P

2007-12-31 00:41:42 · 5 answers · asked by Francesca 1 in Polls & Surveys

do you think the movies are responsible for glamorising it?
do you smoke?

2007-12-31 00:41:37 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-31 00:41:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I dont mean songs that have been redone by other artists or just done differently by the same artist. I

mean for example on living on a prayer (bon jovi joni worked on the docks) has there been another song by the same artist or a different one that the lyrics refer to the same character.? two or more different songs that refer to the same event or character but are a continuation of events in the previous song.

2007-12-31 00:41:08 · 24 answers · asked by jojo 4 in Lyrics

2007-12-31 00:40:29 · 26 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-31 00:39:17 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

More than a bowl of homemade soup?
Peace.

2007-12-31 00:37:56 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...just for fun or why do you use it?

2007-12-31 00:37:27 · 17 answers · asked by SakuraMidori 3 in Polls & Surveys

I have two. One on each arm.

2007-12-31 00:37:14 · 58 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-31 00:35:49 · 20 answers · asked by mojo569 4 in Polls & Surveys

You capture my heart
When I just hear you laugh
And though we are young
You're my missing half
When you're playing with children
And showing them love
You make my heart beat
Like your sent from above
You capture my heart
With your captivating beauty
And inspire me to make
Caring for you my duty
When you're walking, you move
With such style and grace
And I could study all day
Every line of your face
I'll search high and low
Until each other we find
But now for today
You exist in my mind
When we are apart
It's you I will miss
And long once again
To taste your sweet kiss
I'll embrace you so close
Each night and each day
But for now I will search
Till I find you .................Someday
(I would love to e-correspond and get feedback on this)

2007-12-31 00:35:21 · 21 answers · asked by dwsum41@yahoo.com 2 in Polls & Surveys

Just turning 21 december 13th and have never drank beer or anything like that fo that matter?

Some people laugh at me lol

i just dont like drinking....

2007-12-31 00:35:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys