Entertainment & Music - 31 December 2007

2007-12-31 02:38:48 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

mine are:

The magic tractor drove down the road and turned into a field

HAHA

Q)"what do you do if a bird poops on your windscreen?"
A)"Dont take her out again!"

HAHA

Three heavily pregnant women, one brunette, one ginger and one blonde were sat on a park bench. the brunette said: "I heard that what position you were in while having sex determines what gender your baby is. I was on top so mines a boy." The ginger said "oh, i was below so mines going to be a girl." The brunette and ginger turned towards the blonde who looked slight bemused and asked the blonde :" so what gender is your baby going to be?" The blonde replied: "im having puppies!"

HAHA

what do you think?

now tell me your best funny jokes XD

:o)

happy new year!

x

2007-12-31 02:36:41 · 9 answers · asked by MEGative 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-31 02:36:27 · 36 answers · asked by girlrockerlover666 1 in Rock and Pop

when talking with your husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend

2007-12-31 02:35:59 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-31 02:35:18 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Small Balls

After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's ball-related recreational preferences:

1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is basketball.

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling.

3. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is football.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball.

5. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis.

6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf.

Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

2007-12-31 02:35:13 · 9 answers · asked by MissBeauty1989 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-31 02:34:13 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine is "I Guess That's Why They Call it the Blues" But I don't think Elton has done a song yet that I don't like!

2007-12-31 02:34:01 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

From the television series Heroes ?? and why?^_^??





~have a nice day~


RoChEr

2007-12-31 02:33:41 · 7 answers · asked by RoChEr 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-31 02:33:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is the last song you sang out loud?

2007-12-31 02:33:31 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does it bother you that you can't go out?

I couldn't get a babysitter this year so won't be going out, but I'm not bother too much about it, maybe I really am getting old now! lol

2007-12-31 02:32:09 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i prefer chocolate..=)

2007-12-31 02:31:38 · 26 answers · asked by Je m'aime 4 in Polls & Surveys

Porns not a good thing but does any1 watch it

2007-12-31 02:30:39 · 11 answers · asked by Twix A 1 in Celebrities

2007-12-31 02:30:33 · 27 answers · asked by genaddt 7 in Rock and Pop

2007-12-31 02:30:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's an honest, simple question that yahoo shouldn't be offended about. Do you shave? And that means "anywhere".

2007-12-31 02:30:12 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.squidoo.com/music-polls

2007-12-31 02:29:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

Klondike Bar?

2007-12-31 02:29:16 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Im trying to find the name of this song, i know a few of the lyrics, i hope you could help with the name " You and me, were meant to be, and to work in harmony " i think that's it, i dont know the rest of the lyrics, so do you know the name of the song?

2007-12-31 02:29:06 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lyrics

http://www.squidoo.com/music-polls

2007-12-31 02:28:34 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and tomorrow..

2007-12-31 02:28:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-31 02:28:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-31 02:28:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-31 02:27:59 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-31 02:27:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.

Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35," was the reply.

"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.

After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.

The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".

"I am actually 47."

Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.

She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."

As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.

Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."

Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"

The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."

2007-12-31 02:27:14 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-31 02:26:34 · 46 answers · asked by tulip 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-31 02:26:33 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Isn't it amazing how they predict people from the future (basically US) are sooooo advanced ... or earth in the year 2000 is dieing etc lol

2007-12-31 02:25:47 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama