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I'm such a loser that I go to bed at 9:00. I get tired. :| Plus, I woke up at 3:45 this morning. I know I'm going to pass out way before midnight.

Maybe I should go down some gatorade. Or eat sugar. Give me ideas.

2007-12-31 00:18:53 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A Hell of a Decision
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A man dies and goes straight to Hell. The devil greets him and immediately makes him face a big decision: "You may choose which room you wish to enter. Whichever room you choose, the person in that room will switch with you. They'll finally go to heaven after years of waiting and you'll take over until somebody switches with you. So go on, pick a room."

The devil leads him to the first room where someone is tied to a wall and is being whipped over and over again. In the second room is a man strapped to a table being subjected to Chinese water torture. Finally, in the third room is a man sitting in a chair while being pleasured by a beautiful woman.

"I choose this room!" the man says.

"Very well," the devil says. He walks up to the woman and taps her on the shoulder.

"You can go now. I've found you're replacement."

2007-12-31 00:18:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Breakfast People?

2007-12-31 00:18:15 · 4 answers · asked by Dovey 7 in Polls & Surveys

level 5, unlimited :)
but i would love to be on level 6.. gonna take a while

2007-12-31 00:17:23 · 71 answers · asked by ~welshy~ 5 in Polls & Surveys

Where did all the Hippies go? I remember just going to sleep, and now it's going to be 2008 tomorrow. 40 years sure do fly by while you're sleeping.

2007-12-31 00:17:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

teehee. I think it is missyqaballiot and sunshine. Missyqaballiot has a beautiful face and sunshine has a beautiful eye

2007-12-31 00:16:38 · 26 answers · asked by shona 1 in Polls & Surveys

Here's an example of why men do not write advice columns...

Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me. The other day I left for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car slowed to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my make-up. I am 32, my husband is 34, and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to convince me that he had dressed in my lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear. But when I asked him about the make-up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He lost his job six months ago and says he has be en feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely,

Sheila Lusk

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Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of problems with the engine. Start by making sure there is no debris in the fuel line. If it's clear, check the clips holding the vacuum hoses onto the intake manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps.

Walter

2007-12-31 00:16:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

....a really silly mood?
Peace.

2007-12-31 00:15:53 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

OR
Have it so well hidden it cannot be found?
Peace.

2007-12-31 00:14:17 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my hunch is that most people will say English

2007-12-31 00:12:47 · 17 answers · asked by thirdfrikkingaccount 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-31 00:10:39 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-31 00:10:31 · 13 answers · asked by ×Charmz× 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-31 00:09:22 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it was just 2005 ... god darn it time goes by so fast
I still can't believe that 2005 is over and here we are hours away from 2008 (or minutes if you live in japan)

2007-12-31 00:07:09 · 19 answers · asked by thirdfrikkingaccount 3 in Polls & Surveys

My Fave (not in order):
-Belt of Judas
-5 Star
-Python
-Samurai
-Super Nova

2007-12-31 00:06:01 · 6 answers · asked by xXxEL♪TExXx 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-31 00:05:11 · 15 answers · asked by ×Charmz× 6 in Polls & Surveys

Peace.

2007-12-31 00:05:00 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

for being a contact's personal secretary?
Peace.

2007-12-31 00:03:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-31 00:02:51 · 25 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

i just got a 4 gb memory stick for my psp and i need more music than wat i had, right now i have 171 artists but want more. Im into classic stuff, Aerosmith, Led-Zeppelin. Heavy Metal, AC/DC, Metallica, Iron Maiden. Thrash, Slayer, Megadeth. Death Metal, Cannibal Corpse, Slipknot. Just anything u can find, but i hate bands like green day and my chemical romance. Just give me a list of some bands u know, heres a link to see all the artists i have on my psp right now.


http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff309/gh3scores/171artists-2.jpg


thank you to anyone who answers

P.S. Soldiers Of Misfortune is my band so u can just ignore that one

2007-12-31 00:01:24 · 3 answers · asked by Craig O 1 in R&B & Soul

Ok so, I knocked dow a wasp nest (paper wasps) and now I feel bad coz there were heaps of baby wasp maggot things in the nest... anyway, would they eat bread? I feel bad making them starve to death...

i put them in a container...

do you think if I raise them they will love me like a mother?

2007-12-31 00:00:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys