Here's an example of why men do not write advice columns...
Dear Walter:
I hope you can help me. The other day I left for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car slowed to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my make-up. I am 32, my husband is 34, and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to convince me that he had dressed in my lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear. But when I asked him about the make-up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He lost his job six months ago and says he has be en feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Sheila Lusk
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Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of problems with the engine. Start by making sure there is no debris in the fuel line. If it's clear, check the clips holding the vacuum hoses onto the intake manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps.
Walter
2007-12-31 00:16:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yep, always trying to focus on the real problems.
2007-12-31 00:20:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2016-04-02 04:07:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-12-31 01:13:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha thats so funny. As soon as I read 'a car' I knew where that was going, too funny. Thanks for the laugh,
Happy 2008 to all!
Eden
2007-12-31 01:10:03 · answer #4 · answered by eden 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!!! good one !!
2007-12-31 00:47:39 · answer #5 · answered by Akshaya 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that joke.. i rate it a 10
2007-12-31 00:36:21 · answer #6 · answered by David 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-12-31 00:29:40 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's men for you.
2007-12-31 00:21:05 · answer #8 · answered by Ace Librarian 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man, that cracks me up. :)) (Even though I'm male, I still find humor in that.)
2007-12-31 00:20:02 · answer #9 · answered by "Speedy" 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1.
2007-12-31 00:19:01 · answer #10 · answered by goo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋