A Hell of a Decision
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A man dies and goes straight to Hell. The devil greets him and immediately makes him face a big decision: "You may choose which room you wish to enter. Whichever room you choose, the person in that room will switch with you. They'll finally go to heaven after years of waiting and you'll take over until somebody switches with you. So go on, pick a room."
The devil leads him to the first room where someone is tied to a wall and is being whipped over and over again. In the second room is a man strapped to a table being subjected to Chinese water torture. Finally, in the third room is a man sitting in a chair while being pleasured by a beautiful woman.
"I choose this room!" the man says.
"Very well," the devil says. He walks up to the woman and taps her on the shoulder.
"You can go now. I've found you're replacement."
2007-12-31 00:18:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-12-31 00:21:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
3
2007-12-31 17:00:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHA! 9/10
2007-12-31 02:03:54 · answer #3 · answered by NONAME 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9.5! lol!
2007-12-31 01:07:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a door my boyfriend would choose! He's so dumb! lol
You have a 10 with this one buddy....now give me my 10 pts.!!! lol
2007-12-31 00:39:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
6, rate this to me ;p
There was a man who really took care of his body. One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except for his penis. So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach and got completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out.
Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, ''There is no justice in this world.'' The other lady asked what she meant.
"Well, when I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot all about it. Now I'm 80 and the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat!"
2007-12-31 00:38:04 · answer #6 · answered by Gohndi 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
alrite.......8
2007-12-31 00:36:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i heard that one about 10 years ago.. but i liked it. so i give it a 7
2007-12-31 00:34:40 · answer #8 · answered by David 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
umm 4
2007-12-31 00:34:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
10
2007-12-31 00:28:59 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao give it 10 give me 10pts back
2007-12-31 00:22:35 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋